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Lazy Gun (Funny!)

Discussion in 'Off Topic Threads' started by Hauxfan, Mar 11, 2013.

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  1. Hauxfan

    Hauxfan Well-Known Member

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    Today I opened my front door wide open and set my Winchester Model 94 right in the doorway.  

    I placed 6 cartridges beside it, and noticing that it had no legs, set it on my mom's old wheelchair to help it get around.

    I then left it alone and went about my business.  

    While I was gone, the mailman delivered my mail, the neighbor boy across the street mowed the yard, a girl walked her dog down the street, and quite a few cars stopped at the stop sign right in front of our house.

    After a couple of hours, I checked on the gun.  

    It was still setting there in the wheelchair, right where I had left it. 

      It hadn't rolled itself outside.   It certainly hadn't killed anyone, even with the numerous opportunities it had been presented to do so.   In fact, it hadn't even loaded itself.  

    Well you can imagine my surprise, with all the media hype about how dangerous guns are and how they kill people.

    Either the media is wrong, and it's the misuse of guns by PEOPLE that kills people, or I'm in possession of the laziest gun in the world.

    Alright, well I'm off to check on my spoons.  I hear they're making people fat. ;-)

    Hauxfan!
     
  2. The Stive

    The Stive Member

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    Now that is funny!! Watch out for those spoons. John
     
  3. Ross

    Ross Well-Known Member

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    You're lucky somebody didn't steal it, that said my gun is also just as lazy it's still standing in the corner right where I put it several days ago. Ross Puls
     
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