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  1. Barrelbulge(Fl)

    Barrelbulge(Fl) Banned User Banned TS Supporters

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    A Mafia Godfather finds out that his bookkeeper, Guido, has cheated him out of $10,000,000.00. His bookkeeper is deaf. That was the reason he got the job in the first place. It was assumed that Guido would hear nothing and would therefore never have to testify in court .


    When the Godfather goes to confront Guido about the missing $10 million, he takes along his lawyer, who knows sign language. The Godfather tells the lawyer, "Ask him where the money is."


    The lawyer, using sign language, asks Guido, Where's the money?
    Guido signs back, "I don't know what you are talking about." The lawyer tells the Godfather, "He says he doesn't know what you are talking about."


    The Godfather pulls out a pistol, puts it to Guido's head and says, "Ask him again or I'll kill him!"


    The lawyer signs to Guido, "He'll kill you if you don't tell him."


    Guido trembles and signs back, "OK! You win! The money is in a brown briefcase, buried behind the shed at my cousin Bruno's house."


    The Godfather asks the lawyer, "What did he say?"


    The lawyer replies, "He says you don't have the balls to pull the trigger."


    Will we never learn that we shouldn't underestimate lawyers???? (Bonus joke.




    The Longest Password
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    During a recent password audit by Google,
    it was found that a blonde was using the following password:

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    When asked why she had such a long password, she rolled her eyes and said:
    "Helloooo! It has to be at least 8 characters
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  2. The Literalist

    The Literalist Well-Known Member

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    Good one !!

    I bet the Godfather's lawyer is the TS.com poster "Hitapair."
     
  3. bigbore613

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    Why do Lawyers wear neckties? They keep thier foreskins from coming over thier heads! Jeff
     
  4. Uncle Sam

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    From Johnny Carson...." It was so cold the lawyers kept their hands in their own pockets!!!"
     
  5. Rebsmith

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    You underestimated that blonde. She actually knew the capitol of California!

    Jere
     
  6. robervl

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    you know what you have when you have a room full lawyers up to their neck in shit? Not enough shit
     
  7. daddiooo

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    What do you call an attorney with an IQ of 50?? .....Your honor.
     
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