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Laugh a little......at someone else's expense!

Discussion in 'Uncategorized Threads' started by turmite, Jul 17, 2008.

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  1. turmite

    turmite Member

    Mar 19, 2008
    I just got this in an email, and it sure made me laugh!

    The other day I went downtown to run a few errands and buy my wife some jewelry.. I went into the local

    Jewelry store . I was only there for about 5 minutes.

    When I came out, there was this cop writing out a parking ticket.

    I said to him, "Come on, man, how about giving a retired person a break?"

    He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. His insensitivity

    annoyed me, so I called him a 'Nazi.'

    He glared at me and then wrote out another ticket for having worn tires.

    So I proceeded to call him 'doughnut eating Gestapo.'

    He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first.

    Then he wrote a third ticket when I called him a moron in blue.

    This went on for about 20 minutes. The more I talked back to him the more

    tickets he wrote.

    Personally, I didn't really care. I came downtown on the bus.

    The car that he was putting the tickets on had one of those bumper

    stickers that said, "Obama in '08".

    I try to have a little fun each day now that I'm retired. The doctor

    tells me that it's important to my health.

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