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Late night jokes....

Discussion in 'Off Topic Threads' started by bigdogtx, Apr 28, 2010.

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  1. bigdogtx

    bigdogtx Well-Known Member

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    The liberals are asking us to give Obama time. We agree and think 25
    to life would be appropriate.
    ---- Jay Leno

    America needs Obama-care like Nancy Pelosi needs a Halloween mask.
    --- Jay Leno

    Q: Have you heard about McDonald's' new Obama Value Meal?
    A: Order anything you like and the guy behind you has to pay for it.
    --- Conan O'Brien

    Q: What does Barack Obama call lunch with a convicted felon?
    A: A fund raiser.
    --- Jay Leno

    Q: What's the difference between Obama's cabinet and a penitentiary?
    A: One is filled with tax evaders, blackmailers and threats to society.
    The other is for housing prisoners.
    --- David Letterman

    Q: If Nancy Pelosi and Obama were on a boat in the middle of the ocean
    and it started to sink, who would be saved?
    A: America !
    --- Jimmy Fallon

    Q: What's the difference between Obama and his dog, Bo?
    A: Bo has papers.
    --- Jimmy Kimmel

    Q: What was the most positive result of the "Cash for clunkers" program?
    A: It took 95% of the Obama bumper stickers off the road.
    --- David Letterman

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  2. H82MIS

    H82MIS TS Member

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    bigdog,,those are not jokes,,,they're all true!!!!!!!!!
     
  3. EE

    EE Banned User Banned

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    These were all real funny the first 50 or 60 times they were posted and forwarded around in emails.

    EE
     
  4. H82MIS

    H82MIS TS Member

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    dog,,EE loves ya,,
     
  5. bigdogtx

    bigdogtx Well-Known Member

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    So EE,,,,are you saying that "Who's on first" is no longer funny???? I bet I have seen that one 100 times,,,,I still laugh....
     
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