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Late night comedy on Obama

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    The liberals are asking us to give Obama time. We agree . . . and think 25 to life would be appropriate. -Jay Leno

    America needs Obama-care like Nancy Pelosi needs a Halloween mask. -Jay Leno

    Q: Have you heard about McDonald's' new Obama Value Meal?
    A: Order anything you like and the guy behind you has to pay for it. -Conan O'Brien

    Q: What does Barack Obama call lunch with a convicted felon?
    A: A fund raiser. -Jay Leno

    Q: What's the difference between Obama's cabinet and a penitentiary?
    A: One is filled with tax evaders, blackmailers and threats to society. The other is for housing prisoners. -David Letterman

    Q: If Nancy Pelosi and Obama were on a boat in the middle of the ocean and it started to sink, who would be saved?
    A: America ! -Jimmy Fallon

    Q: What's the difference between Obama and his dog, Bo?
    A: Bo has papers. -Jimmy Kimmel

    Q: What was the most positive result of the "Cash for clunkers" program?
    A: It took 95% of the Obama bumper stickers off the road. -David Letterman
     
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