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Discussion in 'Off Topic Threads' started by George Steffes, Sep 14, 2010.

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  1. George Steffes

    George Steffes TS Member

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    Red-blooded Redneck political philosophy.

    Simple answers to simple problems - why complicate it!




    Everyone concentrates on the problems we're having in our country
    today: Illegal immigration, hurricane recovery, alligators attacking
    people in Florida . . . Not me, I concentrate on solutions for the
    problems - it's a win-win situation.


    * Dig a moat the length of the Mexican border.
    * Send the dirt to New Orleans to raise the level of the levees.
    * Put the Florida alligators in the moat along the Mexican border.

    Any other problems you would like for me to solve today?


    Think about this:


    1. Cows
    2. The Constitution
    3. The Ten Commandments

    COWS


    Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that during the mad
    cow epidemic our government could track a single cow, born in Canada
    almost three years ago, right to the stall where she slept in the state
    of Washington? And, they tracked her calves to their stalls. But they
    are unable to locate 11 million illegal aliens wandering around our
    country. Maybe we should give each of them a cow.

    THE CONSTITUTION


    They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for Iraq . . .

    why don't we just give them ours? It was written by a lot of really
    smart guys, it has worked for over 200 years, and we're not using
    it any more.

    THE 10 COMMANDMENTS

    The real reason that we can't have the Ten Commandments posted in
    a courthouse is this -- you cannot post 'Thou Shalt Not Steal',
    'Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery' and 'Thou Shall Not Lie' in a building
    full of lawyers, judges and politicians, it creates a hostile work environment.

    Also, think about this . . . if you don't want to forward this for fear of
    offending someone --


    YOU ARE PART OF THE PROBLEM!

    GET ER DONE!
     
  2. Bucko43

    Bucko43 Well-Known Member

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    Larry for President!
     
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