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Krieghoff K-80 Joke

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  1. DTrykow

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    New Joke that was sent to me. Dave T.



    > The Dead Parrot
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    > At dawn the telephone rings, "Hello, Señor Rod? This is Ernesto, the caretaker at your country house."
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    > "Ah yes, Ernesto. What can I do for you? Is there a problem?"
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    > "Um, I am just calling to advise you, Señor Rod, that your parrot, he is dead".
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    > "My parrot? Dead? The one that won the International competition?"
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    > "Si, Señor, that's the one."
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    > "Damn! That's a pity! I spent a small fortune on that bird. What did he die from?"
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    > "From eating the rotten meat, Señor Rod."
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    > "Rotten meat? Who the hell fed him rotten meat?"
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    > "Nobody, Señor. He ate the meat of the dead horse."
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    > "Dead horse? What dead horse?"
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    > "The thoroughbred, Señor Rod."
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    > "My prize thoroughbred is dead?"
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    > "Yes, Señor Rod, he died from all that work pulling the water cart."
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    > "Are you insane? What water cart?"
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    > "The one we used to put out the fire, Señor."
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    > "Good Lord! What fire are you talking about, man?"
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    > "The one at your house, Señor! A candle fell and the curtains caught on fire."
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    > "What the hell? Are you saying that my mansion is destroyed because of a candle?!"
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    > "Yes, Señor Rod."
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    > "But there's electricity at the house! What was the candle for?"
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    > "For the funeral, Señor Rod."
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    > "WHAT BLOODY FUNERAL???!!!"
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    > "Your wife's, Señor Rod". She showed up very late one night and I thought she was a thief, so I shot her with your new Kreighoff Limited Edition Custom Gold Engraved Trap Special with the custom Wenig Exhibition Grade Stock.
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    > SILENCE...........
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    > LONG SILENCE.........
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    > VERY LONG SILENCE..............
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    > "Ernesto, if you scratched that shotgun, you're in deep sh!t."
     
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