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Kids on Marriage Humor

Discussion in 'Off Topic Threads' started by Barrelbulge(Fl), Feb 18, 2013.

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  1. Barrelbulge(Fl)

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    1. HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY? (written by kids)



    -You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like sports, she should like it that you like sports.
    -- Alan, age 10

    -God decides it and you get to find out later who you're stuck with.
    -- Kristen, age 10


    2. WHAT IS THE RIGHT AGE TO GET MARRIED?
    Twenty-three is the best age because you know the person FOREVER by then.
    -- Camille, age 10


    3. HOW CAN A STRANGER TELL IF TWO PEOPLE ARE MARRIED?
    If they are yelling at the same kids.
    -- Derrick, age 8


    4. WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR MUM AND DAD HAVE IN COMMON?
    Both don't want any more kids.
    -- Lori, age 8


    5. WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE?
    -Dates are for having fun, and people should use them to get to know each other. Even boys have something to say if you listen long enough.
    -- Lynnette, age 8
    (isn't she a treasure)

    -On the first date, they just tell each other lies and that usually gets them interested enough to go for a second date.
    -- Martin, age 10


    6. WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE?
    -When they're rich.
    -- Pam, age 7

    -If you kiss someone, then you should marry them. It's the right thing to do.
    - - Howard, age 8


    7. IS IT BETTER TO BE SINGLE OR MARRIED?
    It's better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys need someone to clean up after them.
    -- Anita, age 9 (bless you child )

    8. HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK?
    Tell your wife that she looks pretty, even if she looks like a dump truck.
    -- Ricky, age 10
     
  2. Shooting Jack

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    Now those are just too funny. Especially the last one. Jackie B.
     
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