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KARNACK THE MAGNIFICENT- JOHNNY CARSON!!!!

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  1. senior smoke

    senior smoke Well-Known Member

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    HELLO:
    please list any of johnny carson's "KARNACK THE MAGNIFICENT" answers first. then list the question. here are a few I remember.

    ANSWER- el passo, QUESTION- what does a mexican football player do when he doesn't el runno?

    ANSWER- long john silver- QUSTION- what do you call money put aside to buy winter underwear?

    ANSWER- T CUP- QUESTION- what is the largest bra size known to man?

    ANSWER- ZISK CUM BAAAAAA''''''- QUESTION- WHAT DO YOU HEAR WHEN YOU PRICK A LAMBS STOMACH WITH A PIN?

    if you can remember anymore please let us know.
    steve balistreri
     
  2. ddrsuz

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    Do you remember where the questions to KARNAC's answers were kept prior to their revelation???????

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    Answer: Catch 22. Question: What do the Los Angeles Dodgers do when hit 100 fly balls?
     
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    in a mayonaisse jar on Funk and Wagnels porch....
     
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    Here is one that always stuck with me for some reason, don't know why.

    Answer - John Paul, Lifeboy, Chuck Barris. Question - Name a Pope, a soap, and a dope.
     
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    Answer: "Neil, Sam, Copa Cabana, and Ivana." Question: "Name a diamond, a spade, a club, and a no-trump." ....Rick
     
  7. ddrsuz

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    good job, yep in a hermetically sealed mayonaisse jar on Funk and Wagnels front porch.

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    Answer: Bat's in the Belfry.


    Question: "Where is Sheriff Masterson?"



    Eric
     
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  10. senior smoke

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    i am laughing so hard. when ed would repeat what johnny would say, johnny would sometimes say to him" may you walk behind a diseased yak. sometimes he would say" may a wierd holy man fondel your sister's shorts". when i was in the army, i was a company clerk in headquarters. we put on a Karnack skit for one of the guys with the last name of mccall. i said as Karnack, the answer is Look, Life, and Mccall; the question was, name two magazines and a jack ass. what made me laugh at times was how Ed would laugh so hard. johnny once said of all the years ed and him worked together that they never had an argument.
    steve
     
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    may the fleas from a thousand camels infest your armpits.
     
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    Winchester Cathedral.

    Where do you baptize your rifle.
     
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    Answer; I will not run again.

    Question: What it says on the motor of every Ford Pinto.
     
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    keep them coming, i am laughing so hard.
    steve
     
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    A: Fondue.





    Q: What forms on your fond in the morning?
     
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