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JUST FOR FUN....NEW MATH>>>>

Discussion in 'Uncategorized Threads' started by bgf, May 20, 2007.

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  1. bgf

    bgf Active Member

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    Mathematical Conversions:

    1. Ratio of an igloo's circumference to its diameter = Eskimo Pi
    2. 2000 pounds of Chinese soup = Won ton
    3. 1 millionth of a mouthwash = 1 microscope
    4. Time between slipping on a peel and smacking the pavement = 1 bananosecond
    5. Weight an evangelist carries with God = 1 billigram
    6. Time it takes to sail 220 yards at 1 nautical mile per hour = Knotfurlong
    7. 16.5 feet of silver in the Twilight Zone = 1 Rod Sterling
    8. Half of a large intestine = 1 semicolon
    9. 1,000,000 aches = 1 megahurtz
    10. Basic unit of laryngitis = 1 hoarsepower
    11. Shortest distance between two jokes = A straight line
    12. 453.6 graham crackers = 1 pound cake
    13. 1 million microphones = 1 megaphone
    14. 2 million bicycles = 2 megacycles
    15. 365.25 days = 1 unicycle
    16. 2000 mockingbirds = 2 kilomockingbird
    17. 52 cards = 1 decacards
    18. 1 kilogram of falling figs = 1 FigNewton
    19. 1000 milliliters of wet socks = 1 literhosen
    20. 1 millionth of a fish = 1 microfiche
    21. 1 trillion pins = 1 terrapin
    22. 10 rations = 1 decoration
    23. 100 rations = 1 C-ration
    24. 2 monograms = 1 diagram
    25. 4 nickels = 2 paradigms
    26. 4 statute miles of intravenous surgical tubing at Yale University Hospital = 1 IV League
    27. 100 Senators = Not 1 decision

    Now, for those of you that have seen this before or it was around before your were born...let it go. This is my first viewing of these equations. LOL.

    Bernie
     
  2. Dave P

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  3. smsnyder

    smsnyder Well-Known Member

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    neil help, i got my shoes and socks off. still calculating. lol
     
  4. hoggy

    hoggy TS Member

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    Ask Irfner, He'll know.....
     
  5. halfmile

    halfmile Well-Known Member

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    God, what a dummy. Everyone knows two million bicycles is 4 megacycles, not 2.

    HM
     
  6. bgf

    bgf Active Member

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    HM,

    You actually read it...good for you.:>)

    Bernie
     
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