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Discussion in 'Off Topic Threads' started by GW22, Dec 30, 2009.

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  1. GW22

    GW22 Active Member

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    As I checked into a hotel today I told the woman at the desk,
    "I hope the porn channel in my room is disabled!"


    "No," she replied, "it's just regular porn, you sick bastard."
     
  2. Ljutic111

    Ljutic111 TS Member

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    Funny !!!!!
     
  3. Onceabum

    Onceabum TS Member

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    Good one, LOL.
     
  4. 391 shooter

    391 shooter Well-Known Member

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    LMAO, now thats funny right there now I don't care who you are.
     
  5. j2jake

    j2jake Well-Known Member

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    LOL! Bet the moderators hit ole Daffy. Jake
     
  6. DODGEMAN

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    A cowboy was sitting at the bar when a beautiful attractive woman comes and sits next to him. She looks at him and says are you a real cowboy?

    The cowboy the proceeds to tell her how he goes no cattle drives, ropes and brands calves, spends weeks on the open range mending fences, sleeps in a bunkhouse, perform in rodeos. He then says how about you Miss. what are you?

    She looks him straight in the eye and says I am a lesbian, is all I can think about are naked women, from the time I get up in the morning while Im taking a shower I think about it till I go to bed at night I can just feel the warmth of her body next to me.

    The cowboy says O. Just then a gentleman comes and sits on the other side of the cowboy, he looks at the cowboy and says are you a real cowboy?

    The cowboy says I always thought I was a real cowboy, but just a few minutes ago I found out I was a Lesbian.
     
  7. wolfram

    wolfram Well-Known Member

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    LMAO about Daffy! Good one.
     
  8. bobcatv

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    A man is sitting at a bar enjoying a beer when a very attractive woman approaches him as said "I'll do anything you want that you can say in three words or less for $200.00", The man said "Anything?", she replies "Anything!!", He pulls out $200.00 and hands it to her. He then said "Drywall my basement".
     
  9. wolfram

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    Ok GP, you topped daffy duck, man I'm taking that one to work monday:)
     
  10. Frank C

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    A crusty old golfer comes in from a round of golf at a new course and
    heads into the grill room.
    As he passes through the swinging doors he sees a sign hanging over the
    bar :
    COLD BEER: $2.00
    HAMBURGER: $2.25
    CHEESEBURGER: $2.50
    CHICKEN SANDWICH : $3.50
    HAND JOB: $50.00

    Checking his wallet to be sure he has the necessary payment, the old
    golfer walks up to the bar and beckons to the exceptionally attractive
    female
    bartender who is serving drinks to a couple of sun-wrinkled golfers. She
    glides down behind the bar to the old golfer.
    "Yes?" she inquires with a wide, knowing smile, "May I help you?"

    The old golfer leans over the bar, "I was wondering, young lady," he
    whispers, "Are you the one who gives the hand-jobs? "

    She looks into his eyes with that wide smile and purrs: "Yes Sir , I sure
    am"

    The old golfer leans closer and into her left ear whispers softly, "Well,
    wash your hands real fricking good, cause I want a cheeseburger."
     
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