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  1. jackmitch

    jackmitch TS Member

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    a third grade teacher announces to the class "today we are going to talk politics. how many of you children are democrats? being third graders wanting to please their teacher all the kids but one raises their hand. the teacher looking discusted says to little johnny what are you johnny if your not a democrat. johnny replies i'm a republican. teacher says what makes you a republican (thinking johnny wouldn't be able to answer). johnny says well my dad is a republican and my mom is a republican so i'm a republican. in a harsh voice the teacher says to johnny well if your dad was a moron and your mom was an idiot then what would you be? without hesitation johnny replies then i would be a democrat.sorry it took so long but i thought it was funny and accurate.jackmitch
     
  2. Butterfingers

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    This is the way we heard the joke.

    A teacher in Elmira, New York asked her 6th grade class how many of them
    were Obama fans. Not really knowing what an Obama fan is, but wanting to be
    liked by the teacher, all the kids raised their hands except for Johnny.
    The teacher asked Johnny why he has decided to be different..
    Johnny says, Because I'm not an Obama fan.'
    The teacher says, 'Why aren't you an Obama fan?'
    Johnny says, 'Because I'm a Republican.'
    The teacher asks him why he's a Republican.
    Little Johnny answered, 'Well, my mom's a Republican and my dad's a
    Republican, so I'm a Republican'
    The teacher asks, 'If your mom was a moron and your dad was an idiot, what
    would that make you?'
    With a big smile, Little Johnny replies, 'That would make me an Obama fan
     
  3. willing

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    i THOUGHT HE SAID, " I WOULD BE A TEACHER AND A DEMOCRAT"
    Bill
     
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