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Joke of the day

Discussion in 'Off Topic Threads' started by bigbore613, Mar 27, 2009.

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  1. bigbore613

    bigbore613 Active Member

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    A little 10-year-old girl was walking home alone from school one day, when a big man on a black motorcycle pulls up beside her. After following along for a while, he turns to her and asks, "Hey there little girl, do you want to go for a ride?"

    "NO!" says the little girl as she keeps on walking.

    The motorcyclist again pulls up beside her and asks, "Hey little girl, I will give you $10 if you hop on the back."

    "NO!" says the little girl as she hurries down the street.

    The motorcyclist pulls up beside the little girl again and says, "Okay kid, my last offer! I'll give you 20 Bucks 'and' a Big Bag of Candy if you will just hop on the back of my bike and we will go for a ride."



    Finally, the little girl stops and turns towards him and screams, "Look Dad, you’re the one who bought the Honda instead of the Harley!

    "YOU RIDE IT!"

    Jeff
     
  2. bigdogtx

    bigdogtx Well-Known Member

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    I heard it that he bought the Harley instead of the Honda and she said, "You ride that big vibrator yourself.",,,,:D :D ;)
     
  3. Bruce Specht

    Bruce Specht Well-Known Member

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    That's funny? How is that funny?
     
  4. trappermike

    trappermike Well-Known Member

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    Bruce, it is funny because the girl would not ride a Honda, even if her Dad was on it. An insult to Honda motorcycles. Even the daughter had the sense not to ride a Honda. Get it?

    Ha Ha

    Mike
     
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    Bruce, real men don't ride rice burners. Bulge
     
  6. Frank C

    Frank C Well-Known Member

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    for those over 50.....
     
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