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Joke of the day

Discussion in 'Uncategorized Threads' started by Andy Ott, Apr 1, 2008.

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  1. Andy Ott

    Andy Ott Guest

    A Florida senior citizen drove his brand new Corvette convertible out of the delaership. Taking off down the road, he pushed it to 80 mph, enjoying the windblowing thorugh what little hair he had left.

    "Amazing," he thought as he flew down I-75, pushing the pedal even more. Looking in his rear view mirror, he saw a state trooper behind him, blue lights flashing and siren blarring.

    He floored it to 100 mph, then 110, then 120. Suddenly he thought, "What am I doing? I'm to old for this," and he pulled over to wait the trooper's arrival.

    Pulling in behind him, the trooper walked up to the Corvette, looked at his watch and said, "Sir, my shift ends in 30 mintues. Today is Friday. If you can give a reason for speeding that I've never heard before, I'll let you go."

    The old gentleman paused. Then said, "Years ago, my wife ran off with a Florida
    State Trooper. I thought you were bringing her back."

    "Have a good day, Sir," replied the trooper.
     
  2. Bruce Specht

    Bruce Specht Well-Known Member

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    Thanks for the smile
     
  3. bridgetoofar

    bridgetoofar TS Member

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    Andy, that could have been a 1970s Somerville cop!
     
  4. Andy Ott

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    Bob,A few names do come to mind lol.
     
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