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JOKE: Making people happy. . .

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  1. noknock1

    noknock1 Active Member

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    Joke. . .

    Barack Obama, Michelle Obama and Oprah Winfrey were flying on Obama's private plane. Obama looked at Oprah, chuckled and said, 'You know, I could throw a $1,000 bill out of the window right now and make somebody very happy.' Oprah shrugged her shoulders and replied, 'I could throw ten $100 bills out of the window and make ten people very happy. Michelle added, 'That being the case, I could throw one hundred $10 bills out of the window and make a hundred people very happy.' Hearing their exchange,
    the pilot rolled his eyes and said to his co-pilot, 'Such big-shots back
    there. I could throw all of their asses out of the window and make 56 million people very happy.
     
  2. bigdogtx

    bigdogtx Well-Known Member

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    The rest of the world cannot understand how, after bitter election campaigns, American politicians can return to reality. For Instance Sarah Palin has invited to her great state of Alaska the men who defeated her, Barack Obama and Joe Biden.



    She has provided a moose hunting trip for their enjoyment and has hired two other prominent men to assist them. Dick Cheney will instruct them in safe gun handling and Ted Kennedy will drive them back to their cabins in the evening.



    What a gal! That Sarah is such a sport and thinks of everything!
     
  3. 391 shooter

    391 shooter Well-Known Member

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    Great little Johnny Jokes.

    " I spent most of my money on Whiskey and Women, the rest I just wasted"!!!
     
  4. halfmile

    halfmile Well-Known Member

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    HOw about little Wille? Actually before my time. Lots of brutal little poems.

    Little Willie with a shout,
    Gouged the baby's eyeballs out;
    Stamped on them to make them pop.
    Mother cried, "Now, William, stop!"


    Willie's on the railroad track.
    The engine gave a squeal.
    The engineer just took a spade,
    and scraped him off the wheel

    Willie bashed open baby's head
    to see if brains are gray or red.
    What a naughty boy is he
    He shall have no jam for tea.


    And on, and on........

    HM
     
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