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Joke-- Lets offend everybody

Discussion in 'Off Topic Threads' started by likes-to-shoot, Dec 7, 2010.

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  1. likes-to-shoot

    likes-to-shoot Well-Known Member

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    LET'S OFFEND EVERYBODY



    I've just come out of the shop with a meat and potato pie, large
    chips, mushy peas and a jumbo sausage. A Poor homeless man sat
    there and said, "I've not eaten for two days." I told him, "I
    wish I had your will power!"



    Top tip; if you’re camping in the summer and the attractive girl
    in the next tent tells you that because it's so hot she will be
    sleeping with her flaps open, it's not necessarily an invitation
    to casual sex...Wish me luck. I appear in court next Monday.



    I got fired on my first day as a male masseuse today. Apparently
    the instruction...”Finish Off On Her Face, didn't mean what I
    thought it did.”;



    A fat girl served me food in McDonald's at lunch time. She said,
    "Sorry about the wait." I said, "Don't worry fatty, you’re bound
    to lose it eventually."



    Snow in the forecast! The TV weather gal said she was expecting
    8 inches tonight, I thought to myself "Fat chance with a face
    like that!"



    I have a new pickup line that works every time! It doesn't
    matter how gorgeous or out of my league a woman might be, this
    line is a winner and I always end up in bed with them. Here's
    how it goes: "Excuse me love, could I ask your opinion? Does
    this damp cloth smell like chloroform to you?"



    Years ago it was suggested "That an apple a day kept the doctor
    away." But since all the doctors are now Muslim, I've found that
    a bacon sandwich works best!








    I took my biology exam last Friday. I was asked to name two
    things commonly found in cells. Apparently Blacks and Mexicans
    were not the correct answers.
     
  2. setool

    setool Member

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    you forgot ragheads, sorry...

    mark
     
  3. dverna

    dverna Active Member

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    Men are like a winter storms. You don't know how long they will last, when they will come and how many inches you'll get.

    Don Verna
     
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