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Joke Involving A Shot Gun, is it O/T ??????

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  1. lctrapshooter

    lctrapshooter Active Member

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    There once was a farmer who had three daughters who were all going out on their first dates at the same time. The farmer being protective of his daughters decided to meet their suitors at the front door with a SHOTGUN!!!

    The door bell rang and the farmer answered the door, and the lad said "My name is Joe, I'm here for Flo, we're going to the show. Is she ready to go?" The farmer looked him over and sent the kids on their way.

    The next lad arrived and said "I'm Eddie here for Betty. we're going to get some spagetti. Is she ready?" The farmer felt this one was OK too. So off the two kids went.

    The final young man arrived and started up, "My name is CHUCK." And the farmer SHOT him!!!


    Vaporize Em,

    Frank Fortyone
     
  2. strawboss38679

    strawboss38679 TS Member

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    That is a good one

    Nathan
     
  3. Bruce Specht

    Bruce Specht Well-Known Member

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    I like it!!
     
  4. AJKohler

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    And if he'd only gone by 'Charleton,' he'd have become a movie star instead.

    Hecky darn.

    Tony
     
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