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Joke for you guys- Friday Funny!

Discussion in 'Off Topic Threads' started by Aussie Dan, Jan 27, 2012.

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  1. Aussie Dan

    Aussie Dan Member

    Dec 6, 2011
    A guy was driving around the back woods of Montana and saw a sign in front of a broken down shanty-style house: “Talking Dog For Sale”. He rang the bell, and the owner appeared and told him that the dog was in the back yard.

    The guy went into the back yard and saw a nice-looking Labrador retriever sitting there. “You talk”? he asked. “Yep”, the Lab replied.
    After the guy recovered from the shock of hearing a dog talk, he said, “So, what's your story”?

    The Lab looked up and said, “Well, I discovered that I could talk when I was pretty young. I wanted to help the government, so I told the CIA. In no time at all they had me jetting from country to country, sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders, because no one figured a dog would be eavesdropping”.

    “I was one of their most valuable spies for eight years running. But the jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn't getting any younger so I decided to settle down. I signed up for a job at the airport to do some undercover security, wandering near suspicious characters and listening in. I uncovered some incredible dealings and was awarded a batch of medals”.

    “I got married, had a mess of puppies, and now I'm just retired”.

    The guy was amazed. He went back in and asked the owner what he wanted for the dog. “Ten dollars”, the guy said. ”Ten dollars? This dog is amazing! Why on earth are you selling him so cheap”?

    “Because he's a liar. He's never been out of the yard”!
  2. oskerspap12

    oskerspap12 Active Member

    Dec 29, 2009
    Those Labs ARE smart,but I must have a dumb one........YUKYUKYUK
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