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Joke for the day

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  1. bigbore613

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    A young boy is walkin down a dirt road with a roll of tape in his hand, when he passes a farm house where an old farmer is sittin on the porch. The farmer yells out,"where you goin with that tape boy"? The boy replies " this ain't no ordinary tape, this here is "duck" tape and I am gonna catch me some ducks with it." The farmer yells back, you can't catch ducks with "duck" tape. About an hour later the farmer is amazed when the boy comes back up the road draggin a half dozen ducks behind him all tangled up in his "duck " tape. A week later the boy comes down the road again draggin some wire behind him when the farmer yells out, " hey boy, where you goin with that wire?" The boys replies, " this ain't no ordinary wire, this here is chicken wire and I am gonna catch me some chickens with it." The farmer yells back, " you can't catch chickens with chicken wire." About an hour later the farmer is again amazed as the boy comes up the road draggin a half dozen chickens behind him all tangled up in the wire. A week later the boy is coming down the same road swinging a stick when the farmer yells out, " hey boy, where you goin with that stick?" The boy replies, " this here ain't no ordinary stick, this here is a piece of pussy willow." The farmer jumped up and yelled back, "Hold on a minute boy while I grab my hat."
     
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    Satin goes up to Sparta..last day of the GRAND.. Thousands of shooters are there..and seeing Satin.. all scatter and run................... All except 1 trapshooter.. Satin goes over to him and says.."You're not scared??"... Nope... "You realize I could send your soul to hell for eternity??" " You're still not scared??"............... Nope..."Why are you not scared..where everyone else fears me???".................... Shooters reply.. I've been married to your sister for 37 years....
     
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    Fantastic looking young hard bodied blonde come up to a man in a bar room..He looks up and with a smile says"..what trips your trigger??".. She replied "Jewish Cowboys".. By the way.. what's your name??? To which he replied....................Buckie Goldstein....
     
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