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Joke: Choke for Smoke

Discussion in 'Shooting Related Threads' started by ESMDHokie, Sep 16, 2009.

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  1. ESMDHokie

    ESMDHokie TS Member

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    I was just thinking today about a possible joke, and I've written it down for you all to see what you think.
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    Jed walks up to John and asks him, "John, why do you use a full choke in singles? I get by just fine with my Light-Modified from the 16 yard line."
    John thinks about how he has many reasons for shooting trap the way he does, but he wants to give Jed something to laugh about.
    "Jed, you like to smoke cigarettes right?", John asks.
    John is puzzled, and replies "Yeah I light a couple up everyday, what has that got to do with anything?"
    "Well Jed I've smoked a few cigarettes in my day, I'm not too keen on them but I do like the occasional cigar. But my favorite thing to smoke in the whole world is a target."
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    -Phil
     
  2. mixer

    mixer Well-Known Member

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    Nothing personal but don't give up your day job for a career in comedy.


    Eric
     
  3. BrowningPotato

    BrowningPotato TS Member

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    wa wa waaaaaa
     
  4. shot410ga

    shot410ga Well-Known Member

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    Keep trying.........
     
  5. Andy44

    Andy44 Active Member

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    Pretty "hokie" if you ask me!!! LOL

    AndyH ;-)
     
  6. Dickgshot

    Dickgshot Well-Known Member

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    Send it to Letterman. I'll bet he puts it in his monologue.
     
  7. Onceabum

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    Mixer has a point.
     
  8. BigBruno

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    your joke sucks. worst joke I've ever heard here. EVER!!!
     
  9. mixer

    mixer Well-Known Member

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    BigBruno,

    Don't hold back. Say what you really feel.;-))


    Eric
     
  10. jdsfarms

    jdsfarms Well-Known Member

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    Sounds more like a religious conviction tham a joke.
     
  11. grntitan

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    EE---Oh he was serious, thats the scary part.----Matt
     
  12. Dickgshot

    Dickgshot Well-Known Member

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    :I think the joke has potential to be funny. I've made some improvements.

    Jed walks up to John and asks him, "John, why do you use a full choke in singles? I get by just fine with my Light-Modified from the 16 yard line." John thinks about how he has many reasons for shooting trap the way he does, but he wants to give Jed something to laugh about. "Jed, you like to smoke cigarettes right?", John asks. Jed is puzzled, and replies "Yeah I light a couple up everyday, what has that got to do with anything?" "Well Jed you know those things will kill you." Jed replies: "How is that any of your damn business?" John answers: "Hey, take it easy, I was just trying to give you something to laugh about. By the way, why do you shoot seven and a halfs in singles? I get along just fine with my eights."
     
  13. BrowningPotato

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    even worse, I want those 2 minutes back
     
  14. birddog1964

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    That's drier than my epidermis

    lee
     
  15. Jerry944t

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    The best thing I can say is I never heard that one before.
     
  16. snapthecat

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    Guy walking through the woods came upon a waterfall. A bear was under the falling water, rubbing his face, under the arms, etc. Guy asks the bear-"do you want a bar of soap? The bear says "no, I've got a radio".
     
  17. wayneo

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    Or the bear could have said: no soap, radio!!

    Wayne
     
  18. senior smoke

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    Phil:
    here is a real joke:
    a indian boy walks up to his father and asked him, father how did my two older brothers get their names? the father said, while i was making love to your mother, i looked out of the teepee and saw a bear running by, thats how your oldest brother got the name, running bear. he said how did my other brother get his name? the father said while i was making love to your mother i looked out side the teepee and saw a deer running by, thats how your brother got the name, running deer. the father than says why are you asking so many questions, 2 dog f------!
    steve
     
  19. crusha

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    I was just thinking..."These guys keep making merry like this, and EE the Morality Cop will take a break from telling kids there's no Santa Claus, and show up here to throw a wet blanket on our gay old time."


    Hokie - I hear Puablo is looking for a dialogue-writer for his cartoons...you should apply, I think you'd be a step up for him.
     
  20. Barry C. Roach

    Barry C. Roach Well-Known Member

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    I was abused as a baby. My parents had me circumsized and I couldn't walk for a year and a half.
     
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