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== Joke... Arabs vs. The Marine ==

Discussion in 'Off Topic Threads' started by GW22, Apr 17, 2011.

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  1. GW22

    GW22 Active Member

    Feb 19, 2008
    Two Arab Islamic Fundamentalists boarded a flight .. One took a window seat and the other sat next to him in the middle seat.
    Just before takeoff, a Marine sat down in the aisle seat.
    After takeoff the Marine kicked his shoes off, wiggled his toes and was settling in when the Arab in the window seat said 'I need to get up and get a coke.'
    'Don't get up,' said the Marine 'I'm in the aisle seat, 'I'll get it for you.'

    As soon as he left one of the Arabs picked up the Marines shoe and spat in it. When the Marine returned with the coke, the other Arab said, 'That looks good.. I'd really like one too.' Again, the Marine obligingly went to fetch it.

    While he was gone the other Arab picked up the Marines other shoe and spat in it. When the Marine returned they all sat back and enjoyed the flight.

    As the plane was landing the Marine slipped his feet into his shoes and knew immediately what had happened. He leaned over and asked his Arab neighbours, 'Why does it have to be this way?'

    'How long must this go on? This fighting between our nations? This hatred? This animosity? This spitting in shoes and pissing in cokes?'
  2. EuroJoe

    EuroJoe Well-Known Member

    May 3, 2008
    They probably preferred the Cokes that way, They were used to the flavor! Shoulda spiked them with pig's blood!
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