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JOD--But my wife won't like it.....

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  1. bigdogtx

    bigdogtx Well-Known Member

    Aug 5, 2006
    JOD--But my wife won

    A Golfer accidentally overturned his cart.

    Elizabeth, a "beautiful" real golfer who lived in a villa on the
    golf course heard the noise and yelled over to him.

    "Hey, are you okay, what's your name?"
    "Willis," he replied.

    "Willis forget your troubles. Come to my villa,
    rest up and I'll help you get the cart up later."

    "That's mighty nice of you," Willis answered,
    "but I don't think my wife would like it."

    "Aw come on," Elizabeth insisted.
    She was very pretty and persuasive.
    "Well okay," Willis finally agreed,
    And added, "but my wife won't like it."

    After a hearty drink AND sexy driving and putting lessons, Willis thanked his host.
    "I feel a lot better now, but I know my wife is going to be real upset."

    "Don't be foolish!” Elizabeth said with a smile , she wont know any thing. By the way, where is she?"

    "Under the cart!"
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