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Job Test - Joke

Discussion in 'Off Topic Threads' started by bigdogtx, Jan 19, 2009.

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  1. bigdogtx

    bigdogtx Well-Known Member

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    An old country preacher had a teenage son, and it was getting time the boy
    should give some thought to choosing a profession. Like many young men his
    age, the boy didn't really know what he wanted to do, and he didn't seem too
    concerned about it. One day, while the boy was away at school, his father
    decided to try an experiment. He went into the boy's room and placed on his
    study table four objects:

    1. A bible.
    2. A silver dollar.
    3. A bottle of whisky.
    4. And a Playboy magazine.

    "I'll just hide behind the door," the old preacher said to himself. "When
    he comes home from school today, I'll see which object he picks up." If it's
    the bible, he's going to be a preacher like me, and what a blessing that
    would be! If he picks up the dollar, he's going to be a business man, and
    that would be okay, too. But if he picks up the bottle, he's going to be a
    no-good drunken bum, and Lord, what a shame that would be. And worst of all
    if he picks up that magazine he's going to be a skirt-chasing womanizer."

    The old man waited anxiously, and soon heard his son's footsteps as he
    entered the house whistling and headed for his room. The boy tossed his
    books on the bed, and as he turned to leave the room he spotted the objects
    on the table. With curiosity in his eye, he walked over to inspect them.
    Finally, he picked up the Bible and placed it under his arm. He picked up
    the silver dollar and dropped into his pocket. He uncorked the bottle and
    took a big drink, while he admired this month's centerfold.

    "Lord have mercy," the old preacher disgustedly whispered. "He's gonna run
    for Governor of Illinois!"
     
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