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Discussion in 'For Sale- Members only' started by skeetrap, Oct 4, 2012.

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    Jeff Foxworthy on Muslims:

    1. If You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to liquor.
    You are a Muslim

    2. If You own a $3,000 machine gun and $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can't afford shoes.
    You are a Muslim

    3. If You have more wives than teeth.
    You are a Muslim

    4. If You wipe your butt with your bare hand, but consider bacon unclean.
    You are a Muslim

    5. If You think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide.
    You are a Muslim

    6. If You can't think of anyone you haven't declared Jihad against.
    You are a Muslim

    7. If You consider television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives in your clothing.
    You are a Muslim

    8. If You were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs.
    You are a Muslim

    9. If You have nothing against women and think every man should own at least four.
    You are a Muslim

    10. If You find this offensive or racist and don't forward it.
    You are a Muslim
     
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