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It's the Tortoise Life For Me...

Discussion in 'Off Topic Threads' started by bgf, Apr 22, 2012.

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  1. bgf

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    As I was lying in bed pondering the problems of the world, and I rapidly realized that I don't really give a rat's-ass. It's the tortoise life for me!

    1. If walking is good for your health, the postman would be immortal.

    2. A whale swims all day, only eats fish, only drinks water, and is fat.

    3. A rabbit only eats vegetables, runs and hops all day long, and only lives 5 years.

    4. A tortoise doesn't run and does nothing energetic, yet it lives for 450 years.

    And you tell me to exercise! I don't think so.

    I'm retired...Go around me.
     
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    BGF I agree 100%. I'll be 65 this summer. Thinking about retireing but not sure if I'm ready.
    An old flight instructor onece told me, he said bill every person has so many breaths in life and that is all they are going to get. Their is no reason to hurry them up. Wild Bill
     
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    I am a tortoise b12...lol...Bernie
     
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    just don't try to cross a highway.....

    Mike
     
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