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It's Hell getting old!

Discussion in 'Off Topic Threads' started by andybull, Jun 19, 2010.

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  1. andybull

    andybull Active Member

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    It's Hell to be Old
    > OLD people have problems that you haven't even considered yet!
    >
    > An 85-year-old man was requested by his Doctor for a sperm count as
    > part of his physical exam.
    >
    > The doctor gave the man a jar and said, 'Take this jar home and bring
    > it back with a semen sample tomorrow.'
    >
    > The next day the 85-year-old man reappeared at the doctor's office and
    > gave him the jar, which was as clean and empty as on the previous day.
    >
    > The doctor asked what happened and the man explained, 'Well, doc, it's
    > like this--first I tried with my right hand, but nothing. Then I
    > tried with my left hand, but still nothing.
    >
    > Then I asked my wife for help. She tried with her right hand, then
    > with her left, still nothing.
    >
    > She tried with her mouth, first with the teeth in, then with her teeth
    > out, still nothing.
    >
    > 'We even called up Arleen, the lady next door and she tried too, first
    > with both hands, then an armpit, and she even tried squeezin' it
    > between her knees, but still nothing.'
    >
    > The doctor was shocked! 'You asked your neighbor?'
    >
    > The old man replied, 'Yep, none of us could get the jar open.'
    >
     
  2. bn12gg

    bn12gg TS Member

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    LMAO. Just read it to the wife. Ha! Laughing as well. David
     
  3. aabradley82

    aabradley82 TS Member

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    Hey remember this guys and gals. "IT ain't the years, its the miles". I haven't been aroubd as long as some but damn they've been hard miles some mornings.

    Andrew
     
  4. southjblue

    southjblue Active Member

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    Just showed to my wife---she didn't get it so I gave her one of my pill bottles to open---she started with the right hand---etc---etc---she got it---Sjb---
     
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