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Italian boys confession Joke naughty not obscene

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  1. Barrelbulge(Fl)

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    AN ITALIAN BOY'S CONFESSION


    'Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose girl'.

    The priest asks, 'Is that you, little Joey Pagano ?'

    'Yes, Father, it is.'

    'And who was the girl you were with?'

    'I can't tell you, Father. I don't want to ruin her reputation'.

    "Well, Joey, I'm sure to find out her name sooner or later so you may as well tell me now. Was it Tina Minetti?'

    'I cannot say.'

    'Was it Teresa Mazzarelli?'

    'I'll never tell.'

    'Was it Nina Capelli?'

    'I'm sorry, but I cannot name her.'

    'Was it Cathy Piriano?'

    'My lips are sealed.'

    'Was it Rosa DiAngelo, then?'

    'Please, Father, I cannot tell you.'

    The priest sighs in frustration.
    'You're very tight lipped, and I admire that.
    But you've sinned and have to atone. You cannot be an altar boy now for 4 months. Now you go and behave yourself.'

    Joey walks back to his pew, and his friend Franco slides over and whispers,
    'What'd you get?'

    'Four months vacation and five good leads.'
     
  2. Steve W

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    Maybe I should Google those 5 names?
     
  3. Steve W

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    TS DT10, that's really funny. :)
     
  4. PerazziBigBore

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    Love them.. Thanks for a good start this morning..
     
  5. willyo

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    DT-10;

    Thanks for the humor! Remember Ozark Airlines?

    One nite on the midnite shift the terminal phone rang a voice said "What time is it?" the bored controler chimed in "If this is American Airlines it's 2300 hrs. if Northwest is calling eleven oclock, & for you guys at Ozark the big hand is on tie twelve, little on the eleven.

    Keep smiling, Bill
     
  6. Bruce Specht

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    Bulge stop picking on us Italians we have ways of getting you to talk
     
  7. KenC

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    Last Tuesday, as President Obama got off the helicopter in front of the White House, he was carrying a baby piglet under each arm.

    The squared away Marine guard snaps to attention, Salutes and says:
    "Nicepigs,sir."

    The President replies "These are not pigs...these are authentic Arkansas Razorback Hogs. I got one for Secretary of State Hillary Clinton and I got one for Speaker of The House Nancy Pelosi."

    The squared away Marine again snaps to attention, Salutes and says:

    "Excellent trade, sir."
     
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