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Is we kin??? Humor

Discussion in 'Off Topic Threads' started by Barrelbulge(Fl), Sep 23, 2011.

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  1. Barrelbulge(Fl)

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    Two Cajun boys in a Louisiana trailer park were sitting around talking one afternoon over a cold beer after getting off of work at the local chemical plant. After a while the 1st guy says to the 2nd, "If'n I was to sneak over to your trailer Saturday & make love to your wife while you was off huntin' and she got pregnant and had a baby, would that make us kin?"
    The 2nd guy crooked his head sideways for a minute, scratched his neck, and squinted his eyes thinking real hard about the question. Finally, he says, "Well, I don't know about kin, but it would make us even!"
     
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    Jokes? you want jokes? Mid-60's guy decides to get in shape, so he joins a health club. First day there, he's checking out all the different equipment and facilities, but the main thing he's checking out is a REALLY good-looking hard bodied young gal. He calls a trainer over kind of on the sly, and asks, "Which apparatus should I work out on to best impress that girl?" The trainer sizes him up for a second, and says, "If I was you, I'd try the ATM in the lobby."
     
  3. Bruce Specht

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    Thanks for the laugh, Cousin Bulge
     
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