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Is There Trap Shooting in Heaven?

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  1. fssberson

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    Well?? Fred
     
  2. Brian in Oregon

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    Yes, but it's boring because no one ever misses.<br>
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    You might find hell more challenging, because everyone has to use am H&R Topper with an ill fitting stock and a cylinder bore, while a heavy side wind with bad sulfur fumes fans the fire and brimstone around voice releases that ignore you.
     
  3. Steve-CT

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    I believe there is! One night about three weeks ago, I was having a dream about my late father, who passed away just over one year ago; in the dream he came to me, smiled and said "want to go for a ride?" I said, "sure!" - then woosh - I had the sensation of being propelled or pushed very rapidly and then came to an abrupt stop and I was at the Remington Gun Club in Lordship (Stratford, CT) at about dusk, overlooking the yellow painted trap houses and skeet fields; the calm, blue waters of Long Island sound and the sun was setting over a warm, early summer evening. Now, the club has been closed for over 20 years and the fields long since dismantled, so I turned to my father, who is standing just behind me in the dream and thanked him for bringing back the memory of the club. He smiled and said: "It's over here now". Then I had a sensation of being returned to where I was and I woke up. This came one night after praying for him and having visited his grave site where I put up a new US flag over the Memorial Day weekend.
     
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    Thanks for sharing.

    Janet
     
  5. fssberson

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    Two good friends who always shot league together swore to one another that they would let the other know if there was trap shooting in heaven if one should pass away before the other. Well one did pass away and kept his word to let the other know and came to his friend in a dream. "Arnie, this is Billy Bob, I have good news and bad news: Yes, there is trap shooting in heaven and we are squaded first out this Monday."
     
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    Next time you hear it thunder......
     
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    In Hell, Free targets, shells, Spartalike background, but you are not allowed
    to do anything to the stock, lop, or the trigger! "Pete" McDonough
     
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    Another Religious topic huh?????? Okay!!!

    School Teacher:

    How can you be so "naive" and sheepish????? We all know when it thunders,,,God is "bowling"!!!!!

    Dardanelles:

    Truth be known,,,,I would stand a better chance of making it,,then any member of an "organized religion"!!!! So that means the odds are "OO" instead of "OOO"!!!

    AKA Grammie..........
     
  9. halfmile

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    I don't know about trapshooting, but my Golden Retriever Sammie will be there fetching my ducks.

    HM
     
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    I'm sure there is. Also, it won't matter if you shoot 8's or 7.5's.

    And, you'll never spill powder or shot reloading.

    Can't wait.

    Jim
     
  11. Hauxfan

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    Yes.....Since everyone knows that Iowa is Heaven..... Hauxfan!
     
  12. berettaman7

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    Lets ask the reverend Zara.

    Berettaman7
     
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    And....only those who are there, "know the secret"....
     
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    And you get factory shells

    Don
     
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    Halfmile,

    I have a few friends like that that I hope will be waiting for me as well.
     
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    If there isn't, I'm not going! But then, on the other hand, who would I know in heaven? Maybe, family, certainly not too many friends.

    Big Jack
     
  17. gunner x

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    Yes is the correct answer. I have been there. Please note, there is No shooting
    on Sundays.

    Gunnerx
     
  18. Bvr Tail

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    I believe there could be trap shooting in heaven........but think of the shot-drop zone????

    Danny
     
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    Here is a riddle heard at a shoot at least 40 years ago:
    Question: Why are there NO Trapshooters in Heaven?
    Answer: The group was moping around Heaven on a Sunday because there was no shooting allowed that day. One of them finally said he heard they might be having a big free shoot with a huge guaranteed purse down in Hades. So, they all went down to check it out. And never came back. Vic
     
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