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Irish toast

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  1. bad primer

    bad primer TS Member

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    irish toast

    Seamus hoisted his beer and said: "Here's to spending the rest of me life between the legs of me wife!" - and he took home the top prize for the best toast of the night.

    In bed later that night, he told his wife: "Mary, I won the prize for the best toast of the night." She said, "Aye, Seamus, what was your toast?"

    So he told her: "Here's to spending the rest of me life sitting in church beside me wife."

    "Oh," she said, "that is very nice, dear."

    The next day, Mary ran into one of Paddy's drinking partners in the street. Mischievously, the man said: "Did you hear about your husband winning a prize in the pub the other night for a toast about you, Mary?"

    She replied: "Aye - and I was a bit surprised. Till now, he's only been down there twice. Once he fell asleep, and the other time I had to pull him by the ears to make him come".
     
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    May u all be in Heaven a half hour before the Devil knowsur dead. Jeff
     
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    An irishman is not drunk as long as he can grab a handfull of grass and not fall off the face of the earth.

    Q: Why did God let Man invent Whisky?
    A: To keep the Irish from ruling the world!
     
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