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Irish Blonde

Discussion in 'Off Topic Threads' started by Catpower, Jan 16, 2013.

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  1. Catpower

    Catpower Molon Labe TS Supporters

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    An attractive blonde from Cork , Ireland , arrived at the casino. She seemed a little intoxicated and bet twenty thousand dollars in a single roll of the dice.

    She said, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm completely nude."with that, she stripped from the neck down, rolled the dice and with an Irish brogue yelled, "Come on, baby, Mama needs new clothes!"

    As the dice came to a stop, she jumped up and down and squealed... "Yes! Yes! I won, I won!"She hugged each of the dealers, picked up her winnings and her clothes and quickly parted.

    The dealers stared at each other dumbfounded.

    Finally, one of them asked, "What did she roll?" The other answered, "I don't know - I thought you were watching."

    MORAL OF THE STORY

    Not all Irish are drunks, not all blondes are dumb.....
    But all men...Are men!

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  2. CharlieAMA

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    That's a good one Rick.
     
  3. slic lee

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    CATPOWER I HATE YOU-Lee
     
  4. Brady509

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    Lol my wife is still laughing. That's quality! Thank you.
     
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