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I'm a Democrat ecause....

Discussion in 'Politics, Elections & Legislation' started by Bob Schultz, Mar 17, 2009.

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  1. Bob Schultz

    Bob Schultz Well-Known Member Supporting Vendor

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    No, I'm not really a Democrat however someone emailed this to me and I thought you might get a laugh (or more likely a tear) out of it!

    Bob

    I'm A Democrat Because...

    I'm a Democrat because I'm way too irresponsible to
    own a gun, and I know that my local police are all I need to
    protect me from murderers and thieves.

    I'm a Democrat because I love the fact that I can now
    marry whatever I want. I've decided to marry my horse.

    I'm a Democrat because I believe oil companies'
    profits of 4% on a gallon of gas are obscene but the
    government taxing the same gallon of gas at 15% isn't.

    I'm a Democrat because I believe the government will do
    a better job of spending the money I earn than I would.

    I'm a Democrat because freedom of speech is fine as
    long as nobody is offended by it.

    I'm a Democrat because when we pull out of Iraq I trust
    that the bad guys will stop what they're doing because
    they now think we're good people.

    I'm a Democrat because I believe that people who
    can't tell us if it will rain on Friday CAN tell us that
    the polar ice caps will melt away in ten years if I
    don't start driving a Prius.

    I'm a Democrat because I'm not concerned about the
    slaughter of millions of babies, so long as we keep all
    death row inmates alive.

    I'm a Democrat because I believe that business should
    not be allowed to make profits for themselves. They need to
    break even and give the rest away to the government for
    redistribution as THEY see fit.

    I'm a Democrat because I believe liberal judges need to
    rewrite the Constitution every few days to suit some fringe
    kooks who would NEVER get their agendas past the voters..

    I'm a Democrat because my head is so firmly planted in
    the sands of ignorance and unconcern, it's unlikely that
    I'll ever have another point of view.

    "A Liberal is a person who will give away every thing
    that they don't own."
     
  2. Recoil Sissy

    Recoil Sissy Well-Known Member

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    Bumper sticker I saw:

    Vote Democrat.
    It's easier than working.
     
  3. highflyer

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    I wonder if Democrats will read that and think how disgusting they are. I doubt it. It is all true.
     
  4. grnberetcj

    grnberetcj Active Member

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    How about: I'm a Democrat because I think the ACLU is a worthwhile organization!

    Curt
     
  5. stokinpls

    stokinpls Well-Known Member

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    I'm a democrat because I like to get on television and condemn the very people I enabled just weeks before.
     
  6. bill1949

    bill1949 Well-Known Member

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    I'm a Democrat because I'm just plain stupid!
     
  7. trench12

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    bumper sticker----ADULTS VOTE REPUBLICAN
     
  8. Brian in Oregon

    Brian in Oregon Well-Known Member

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    When you're young, you vote Democrat. This proves you have a heart.<br>
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    When you're older, you vote Republican. This proves you have a brain.
     
  9. daddiooo

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    Lotto: For Democrats who are bad at math.

    I'm a Dumocrat because I'm not responsible or accountable.

    I'm a dumocrap because we can spin anything to make it truth.
     
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