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If God Didn't Want Us To...

Discussion in 'Off Topic Threads' started by Bushmaster1313, Jan 5, 2010.

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  1. Bushmaster1313

    Bushmaster1313 Well-Known Member

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    If God didn't want us to eat meat, BBQ would taste like burnt tofu.

    If God didn't want us to wear fur, mink would look and feel like polyester.

    If God did not want us to put ivory beads on our guns elephants wouldn't have such pretty tusks.

    If God didn't want us to cut old trees, walnut would look like polypropylene.

    If God didn't want us to hunt, the woods wouldn't be filled with deer.

    If God didn't want us to ride horses, horses would act like cats.

    Please continue, but be respectful.
     
  2. H82MIS

    H82MIS TS Member

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    There's got to be an o'numbnuts joke in there somewhere,,come on people,,,
     
  3. RobertT

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    If we shouldn't eat animals, how come they taste like meat? "Foxworthy"
     
  4. kiv-c

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    If God wanted us to eat yogurt, why did he make it taste like bad breath?
     
  5. Bushmaster1313

    Bushmaster1313 Well-Known Member

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    If God didn't want us to wear wool sheep would be bald.
     
  6. timberfaller

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    If God didn't love us, He wouldn't have sent his Son!

    If God didn't want us to hate our neigbor, why did he make politian's
     
  7. highflyer

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    If God didn't want us to hunt why is the predator instinct so strong in us and why does meat nourish our bodies. Thank you God.
     
  8. timb99

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    If God didn't want us to hunt, why did he make meat so doggone tasty?
     
  9. Setterman

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    If God didn't want us to drink beer Monday thru Sat., He wouldn't have invented the 6 pack.
     
  10. Tron

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    If God didn't want you to use a computer, you wouldn't be a Troll.
     
  11. Ted K.

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    If God had wanted a football to be passed, he would have given pigs wings.

    Ted K.
     
  12. gotbass

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    Sheep have wool to give sheepherders something to hang on to.
     
  13. gotbass

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    Sheep have wool to give sheepherders something to hang on to.
     
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    timberfeller has my vote for the politician comment.
     
  15. Bushmaster1313

    Bushmaster1313 Well-Known Member

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    If God didn't want us to be thankful He would not have given us so much to be thankful for!
     
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