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I think that you're the father of one of my kid's

Discussion in 'Off Topic Threads' started by porky, Jul 13, 2012.

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  1. porky

    porky TS Member

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    I think that you

    I THINK YOU ARE THE FATHER OF ONE OF MY KIDS

    A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive woman waving at him.
    She says "Hello!".

    He's rather taken aback because he can't place where he knows her from.
    So he says, 'Do you know me?'

    To which she replies, 'I think you're the father of one of my kids.'
    Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful to
    his wife and says, 'Are you the stripper from the bachelor party that I made love to on the pool table with all my buddies watching while your partner whipped my butt with wet celery?'

    She looks into his eyes and says calmly, "No, I'm your son's teacher."
     
  2. Shooting Jack

    Shooting Jack Active Member

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    Now that is funny!!!!
     
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