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I No Come Wok Today.

Discussion in 'Off Topic Threads' started by WS-1, Mar 10, 2011.

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  1. WS-1

    WS-1 Banned User Banned

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    Hung Chow calls his work and says, "Hey, I no come wok today. I really sick. Got headache, stomach ache and legs hurt. I no come wok."

    The boss says, "You know something, Hung Chow, I really need you today. When I feel sick like you do, I go to my wife and tell her to give me S-E-X. That makes everything better and I go to work. You try that."

    Two hours later Hung Chow calls again. "I do what you say and I feel great. I be wok soon. You got nice house."
     
  2. Brian in Oregon

    Brian in Oregon Well-Known Member

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  3. joe kuhn

    joe kuhn Furry Lives Matter

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    The message needed to be consistent with one and only one interpretation.
     
  4. k810329

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    bwahahahaha
     
  5. Ljutic111

    Ljutic111 TS Member

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    Where you live ?? Me sic too
     
  6. recurvyarcher

    recurvyarcher Well-Known Member

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    LOLOL! That was a good joke.
     
  7. K-GUNS

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    Ahh,she give egg woll wit that too ?
     
  8. southjblue

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    Kit---I just tried that one---Can I come over tonight?She said you had it last month---sex maniac---George
     
  9. handlepuller

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    Sooo inappropriate but sooooo funny!
     
  10. Recoil Sissy

    Recoil Sissy Well-Known Member

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    So... on their wedding night the Chinese newlyweds were snuggling in bed.

    The wife giggled and said, "I want try number 69". With a puzzled look her hubby replied, "you want Mu Shu Pork?"
     
  11. WS-1

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    Hot Damn! It's "Friday Night Live!"
     
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