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I NEVER KNEW ABOUT THIS!!!

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  1. senior smoke

    senior smoke Well-Known Member

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    I TRULY DID NOT KNOW THIS!

    Las Vegas churches accept gambling chips



    THIS MAY COME AS A SURPRISE TO THOSE OF YOU NOT LIVING IN LAS VEGAS , BUT THERE ARE MORE CATHOLIC CHURCHES THAN CASINOS.

    NOT SURPRISINGLY, SOME
    WORSHIPERS AT SUNDAY SERVICES WILL GIVE CASINO CHIPS RATHER THAN CASH WHEN THE BASKET IS PASSED.

    SINCE THEY GET CHIPS FROM MANY DIFFERENT CASINOS, THE CHURCHES HAVE DEVISED A METHOD TO COLLECT THE OFFERINGS..

    THE CHURCHES SEND ALL THEIR COLLECTED CHIPS TO A NEARBY FRANCISCAN MONASTERY FOR SORTING AND THEN THE CHIPS ARE TAKEN TO THE CASINOS OF ORIGIN AND CASHED IN.

    THIS IS DONE BY THE CHIP MONKS.



    YOU
    DIDN'T EVEN SEE IT COMING DID YOU?



    GOTCHA!
    STEVE BALISTRERI
     
  2. Clayshooter08

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    You got me....CHIP MONKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
  3. Ljutic111

    Ljutic111 TS Member

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    Steve, you should take over the joke dept. on TS.Com .
     
  4. halfmile

    halfmile Well-Known Member

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    Bad......Hear about the quarterback's wife?

    She was faithful to the end.

    HM
     
  5. senior smoke

    senior smoke Well-Known Member

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    halfmile, good one!
    steve
     
  6. puablo

    puablo Well-Known Member

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    Steve, where is your book?...we need some laughs! puablo
     
  7. senior smoke

    senior smoke Well-Known Member

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    Puablo:
    book is finished, 165 pages. luther said we need more pictures before he will sign off. trying to get some pictures of his home that he grew up in back in north carolina. we also need a picture of his CEMENT POND.
    steve
     
  8. Jerbear

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    High Urinals
    A group of 3rd, 4th and 5th graders, accompanied by two female teachers, went on a field trip to the local racetrack, (Churchill Downs) to learn about thoroughbred horses and the supporting industry (bourbon), but mostly to see the horses.

    When it was time to take the children to the bathroom, it was decided that the girls would go with one teacher and the boys would go with the other.

    The teacher assigned to the boys was waiting outside the men's room when one of the boys came out and told her that none of them could reach the urinal.

    Having no choice, she went inside, helped the boys with their pants, and began hoisting the little boys up one by one, holding on to their 'wee-wees' to direct the flow away from their clothes ...

    As she lifted one, she couldn't help but notice that he was unusually well endowed.

    Trying not to show that she was staring the teacher said, 'You must be in the 5th grade.'

    'No, ma'am', he replied. 'I'm riding Silver Arrow in the seventh race, but I appreciate your help.
     
  9. Jerbear

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    I was on my way to deposit some of my money at Lowe's Home Improvement this morning to do my part to stimulate the economy and I found myself behind this little car bearing a bumper sticker that read:

    "We did it! - Obama / Biden'

    Well, as luck would have it she pulled along side of me at a red light. About a half mile down the road, I beeped my horn and gave her a big thumbs up. She rolled down her window and I said, "I love your bumper sticker!"

    She thanked me and I quickly added, "It's good that you are taking responsibility for your mistake!"

    She gave me the finger and drove off -- Humorless B!tch.
     
  10. Jerbear

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    Every day, a male co-worker walks up very close to a lady at the coffee machine, inhales a
    big breathe of air, and tells her that her hair smells nice.

    After a week of this, she can't stand it anymore, takes her complaint to a supervisor in the
    personnel department and asks to file a sexual harassment grievance against him.

    The Human Resources supervisor is puzzled and asks: 'What's sexually threatening about a co-worker telling you your hair smells nice?


    The woman replies, 'It's Kevin. The midget.
     
  11. Jerbear

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    MAN KILLED ON GOLF COURSE

    A foursome of guys is waiting at the men's tee while a foursome of women
    is hitting from the ladies' tee. The ladies are taking their time. When the
    final lady is ready to hit her ball, she hacks it 10 feet. She goes over
    and whiffs it completely. Then she hacks it another ten feet, and finally
    hacks it another five feet.

    She looks up at the patiently waiting men and says apologetically,
    "I guess all those f**king lessons I took over the winter didn't help."


    One of the men immediately responds, "Well, there you have it ...
    you should have taken golf lessons instead!"

    He never even had a chance to duck...
     
  12. Jerbear

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    Thin mints anyone????




    Jerbear
     
  13. senior smoke

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    Jerbear:
    those were funny!!!!!!!!
    steve
     
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