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I Marine- pondering 2010

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  1. g7777777

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    Eloquent Happy New Year in a different sort of way...........

    From a Recon Marine in Afghanistan

    "From the Sand Pit: It's freezing here. I'm sitting on hard, cold dirt between rocks and shrubs at the base of the Hindu Kush Mountains , along the Dar yoi Pomir River, watching a hole that leads to a tunnel that leads to a cave. Stake out, my friend, and no pizza delivery for thousands of miles. I also glance at the area around my ass every ten to fifteen seconds to avoid another scorpion sting. I've actually given up battling the chiggers and sand fleas, but them scorpions give a jolt like a cattle prod. Hurts like a bastard. The antidote tastes like transmission fluid, but God bless the Marine Corps for the five vials of it in my pack.

    The one truth the Taliban cannot escape is that, believe it or not, they are human beings, which means they have to eat food and drink water. That requires couriers and that's where an old bounty hunter like me comes in handy. I track the couriers, locate the tunnel entrances and storage facilities, type the info into the handheld, shoot the coordinates up to the satellite link that tells the air commanders where to drop the hardware. We bash some heads for a while, then I track and record the new movement..It's all about intelligence. We haven't even brought in the snipers yet. These scurrying rats have no idea what they're in for. We are but days away from cutting off supply lines and allowing the eradication to begin.

    I dream of bin Laden waking up to find me standing over him with my boot on his throat as I spit into his face and plunge my nickel-plated Bowie knife through his frontal lobe. But you know me, I'm a romantic.

    I've said it before and I'll say it again: This country blows, man. It's not even a country. There are no roads, there's no infrastructure, there's no government.

    This is an inhospitable, rock pit shit hole ruled by eleventh century warring tribes. There are no jobs here like we know jobs. Afghanistan offers two ways for a man to support his family: join the opium trade or join the army. That's it. Those are your options. Oh, I forgot, you can also live in a refugee camp and eat plum-sweetened, crushed beetle paste and squirt mud like a goose with stomach flu, if that's your idea of a party. But the smell alone of those 'tent cities of the walking dead' is enough to hurl you into the poppy fields to cheerfully scrape bulbs for eighteen hours a day.

    I've been living with these Tajiks and Uzbeks, and Turkmen and even a couple of Pushtuns, for over a month-and-a-half now, and this much I can say for sure: These guys, all of 'em, are Huns... actual, living Huns.. They LIVE to fight. It's what they do. It's ALL they do.. They have no respect for anything, not for their families, nor for each other, nor for themselves. They claw at one another as a way of life. They play polo with dead calves and force their five-year-old sons into human cockfights to defend the family honor. Huns, roaming packs of savage, heartless beasts who feed on each other's barbarism. Cavemen with AK-47's.

    Then again, maybe I'm just cranky. I'm freezing my ass off on this stupid hill because my lap warmer is running out of juice, and I can't recharge it until the sun comes up in a few hours.

    Oh yeah! You like to write letters, right? Do me a favor, Bizarre. Write a letter to CNN and tell Wolf and Anderson and that awful, sneering, pompous Aaron Brown to stop calling the Taliban 'smart..' They are not smart. I suggest CNN invest in a dictionary because the word they are looking for is 'cunning.' The Taliban are cunning, like jackals and hyenas and wolverines. They are sneaky and ruthless, and when confronted, cowardly. They are hateful, malevolent parasites who create nothing and destroy everything else. Smart.. Pfft. Yeah, they're real smart. They've spent their entire lives reading only one book (and not a very good one, as books go) and consider hygiene and indoor plumbing to be products of the devil. They're still figuring out how to work a Bic lighter.

    Talking to a Taliban warrior about improving his quality of life is like trying to teach an ape how to hold a pen; eventually he just gets frustrated and sticks you in the eye with it.

    OK, enough. Snuffle will be up soon, so I have to get back to my hole. Covering my tracks in the snow takes a lot of practice, but I'm good at it. Please, I tell you and my fellow Americans to turn off the TV sets and move on with your lives. The story line you are getting from CNN and other news agencies is utter bullshit and designed not to deliver truth but rather to keep you glued to the screen through the commercials. We've got this one under control. The worst thing you guys can do right now is sit around analyzing what we're doing over here, because you have no idea what we're doing, and really, you don't want to know.

    We are your military, and we are doing what you sent us here to do. You wanna help? Buy Bonds America .

    Oh yeah, Happy New Year.

    Saucy Jack
    Recon Marine in Afghanistan
    Semper Fi

    "Freedom is not free...but the U.S. Marine Corps will pay most of your share
     
  2. Hoosier Daddy

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    One at a time!
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  3. tallpaul

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    i just went to the Snopes page for this letter, and even if it is fictitious, the Snopes explanation sure does reek of contempt and a condescending attitude towards anyone who would support America or what it stands for. Snopes might be good at getting to the bottom of fact versus fiction, but it is definitely staffed by liberals. If this letter is a fake, I'd wager a guess that there might be a few Marines over there now who could easily identify with it, and would give a heartfelt, "Amen."
     
  4. tallpaul

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    i just went to the Snopes page for this letter, and even if it is fictitious, the Snopes explanation sure does reek of contempt and a condescending attitude towards anyone who would support America or what it stands for. Snopes might be good at getting to the bottom of fact versus fiction, but it is definitely staffed by liberals. If this letter is a fake, I'd wager a guess that there might be a few Marines over there now who could easily identify with it, and would give a heartfelt, "Amen."
     
  5. shot410ga

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    I could have written the same thing about Vietnam. Just change the names and places.
     
  6. cubancigar2000

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    Ahmen on Nam, Semper Fi fellow Marines
     
  7. sernv99

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    the guy writing this letter states it's freezing there as he writes this letter and yet he has given up warding off the chiggers and sand fleas.

    Since when do chiggers and sand fleas come out in the cold weather?
     
  8. j2jake

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    Rattle snakes don't come out in cold weather either, or so I heard it said. Can't tell you how many of those things I've seen while on manuvers in the Texas New Mexico desert with snow on the ground. They are s l o w movers in the cold but move they do. I would suspect body heat on the ground would be sufficient to awaken fleas and such. Jake
     
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