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I literally met the Literalist

Discussion in 'Off Topic Threads' started by recurvyarcher, Oct 3, 2011.

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  1. recurvyarcher

    recurvyarcher Well-Known Member

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    And he does shoot trap. Actually shoots it kind of well. Surprisingly, he is as pretty as everybody says he is, too. He's a mean sucker, though.
     
  2. mette56

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    I met him too! At the MO Fall Hdcp. He said he liked my free Lone Star but he was literally lying through his pretty teeth.

    Denny, next time least you could do is bring an opener!!!


    milt
     
  3. ric3677

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    I have tried to get him to come to MT, but I think he's afraid of all the sheep talk. Truth is, we have way more cattle than sheep. :)

    Rick in MT
     
  4. recurvyarcher

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    He told us a lot about S&M, too.
     
  5. Tpeterson1

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    The Lit is a card for sure,darn guy has the deepest pockets and the shortest arms of anyone I know in the trap game,but you would never know it by looking at him and his ole model 12.

    I had him trapped one time in a port-ta-potty at a shoot,bouncing the darn thing around,learned some new swear words to from that ole bible thumper,would'nt let him out and,well thats another story.

    Great guy tho and was my best friend as long as the cooler was full...
     
  6. maltzahn

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    I just don't get it, Denny. There I was, your loyal companion, financial advisor, bearer of the bottle opener, analyist, shooting squadmate, go-fer, sharing the motel room, and these new found friends only remember you.

    I need a new line of BS, become a huckster, learn to play the banjo and mandolin, perfect beer begging to a science, and loose all embarrassment and pride to enjoy fame. Truly a mission if I choose to pursue it.

    What a comedian, Bro. And..... I would still like to know how you shot 3 days at the fall caps for 20 bucks.

    The Literalist is special.

    Maltz
     
  7. Tron

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    "Sharing the Motel room"?? You didn't wake up to the sight of a pile of condom wrappers on the night stand and a $50 bill in your hand, did you Maltzie??
     
  8. maltzahn

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    75 bucks was on the bed stand one morning. Not sure who the donor was. The Literalist was still in bed scratching his private parts and bloviating about some subject so far under my intellect level that it was disregarded as dribble. He has suffered with mental anguish greatly since his move to MO.

    Maltz
     
  9. Pride Engineer

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    I can believe the pile of condom wrappers but there would never be $50 in your hand unless he took it from your wallet of course. Oh, and the wrappers would have to be the extra large type. They need to be large to fit over the Lits fat head.
     
  10. maltzahn

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    Probably true doggai, and he was escorted through the state of Iowa with only one pit stop allowed. Now he must apply for a escort license for return to the frozen nort to visit family that frequently requests a denial. Some kind'a saga for a life full of humiliation and disregard.

    Can't believe the Literalist is not defending himself. Whadup bro?

    Maltz
     
  11. mette56

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    Maltz,

    I'd guess he's still at Linn Creek awaiting a free something-or-another. That rascal asked for free beer right here on Ts.com ---I provided it--- brought it all the way from Texas---then he ran off after a drunken hiatus in my vendor spot and left me with a cooler full of stale Lone Star Beer, never to return. I'm broken hearted! Had a girlfriend run off leaving me holding only memories once--but that was a long time ago...:(

    Maybe he's been hired to do a soap opera and to hell with his trapshooting buddies...

    milt (once hopeful but now all broken hearted and dejected)
     
  12. The Literalist

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    I just got back from a Big 50 shoot, click on TS.com...and am met with this badinage of spurious insults. Yes, I shall respond in order. To wit:

    It was nice meeting Devi and Martin. She clearly has good eyesight as she recognized stunning handsomeness. They both shot pretty well...and Martin's 98 was outstanding.

    Milt came through!! The man honored his pledge and provided Maltzie and I beaucoup Lone Stars. I'm indebted and shall return the favor by drinking his beer again at the next possible time. He's a good man, indeed.

    Yes, Rick has been kind enough to invite me to Montana. I know Maltzie would come along, but me being forced to pay off outraged sheep ranchers and cops might leave me little cash for shooting.

    Mr. Peterson should be banned from TS,com. Mainly for his behavior...but also for forsaking trap to shoot helpless geese.

    Maltzie, Maltzie. I try to be a good role model for you. Yes, you're loyal, generous, and you can hold your booze...but I can only lead you to the edge of greatness. You'll have to step it up.

    Tron, that was cheap. I'd never leave condom wrappers lying around. Neatness is next to handsomeness.

    And in chimes the Gay Pride Engineer. Back from scaring Canadian caribou and, doubtless, young, handsome Indian men. This man is so rich he loans money to the Vatican when times are tough...even though he's Lutheran. I guess he figures he can buy-away his perverted tendencies.

    Irish John Doggai wins prizes for being 80 years old...with the libido of a teenager. I once admired him. Now his insult has cut me deeply.

    But I sally forth, happy and good-looking. In fact, I broke the 50 singles tonight and would have broken the 50 handicap if it wasn't for 4 bad shells and the horse.

    Now, if you'll excuse me, I have some pictures to autograph.
     
  13. The Literalist

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    As an afterthought...I hate to "out" someone on here...but Zarozforty welched on his case of Keystone beer he promised me at the Fall Caps. Anyone wanting to do any business with him on here, be warned.
     
  14. BIGDON

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    Zard give her a hug and tell her to get better quick. Between the two of you you are having a hellava year.

    Don
     
  15. The Literalist

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    Geez, Zard. So sorry to hear about Momma's fall. Like BIGDON said, you two have had quite a year. Look forward to seeing you two in better health soon.

    :)
     
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