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  1. senior smoke

    senior smoke Well-Known Member

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    Hello:
    I found this bit of information some what interesting.
    Steve Balistreri

    As I was lying in bed pondering the problems of the world,
    I rapidly realized that I don't really give a rat's hiney. It's the tortoise life for me!
    1. If walking is good for your health, the postman would be immortal.
    2. A whale swims all day, only eats fish, drinks water, and is fat.
    3. A rabbit runs and hops and only lives 15 years.
    4. A tortoise doesn't run and does nothing, yet it lives for 450 years.
    And you tell me to exercise?? I don't think so.
    I'm retired. Go around me.
     
  2. locdoc

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    There's my smile for the day. Thanks Steve.

    Doug Whiton, P/W dealer/dist
     
  3. huntinandhotrods

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    Good one Steve!
     
  4. Catpower

    Catpower Molon Labe TS Supporters

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    Steve, you're on to something there
     
  5. hmb

    hmb Well-Known Member

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    How long have you been having these delusions? HMB
     
  6. BigBadBob

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    My doctor told me the other day I should get in shape. I told him I thought round was a shape!!
     
  7. capvan

    capvan Active Member

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    Everyone should be in shape. I chose a pear...
     
  8. Oscar Ray

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    Round is a shape and I agree with capvan!
     
  9. Gunn

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    My dad use to say: When I get the urge to exercise, I lie down until it passes. Tim
     
  10. senior smoke

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    I had a neighbor who use to look like Jack Lalanne. He ran, would lift weights in his garage for all the women to see in the neighborhood. He would skip rope in his drive way, with his shirt off in gym trunks. He also had a spray on tan.

    The guy was around 55, looked like 40, and was a cocky sob. Every morning, he ran with a hooded sweatshirt, a towel wrapped around his neck like a boxer, shadow boxing as he ran. The women loved his antics. When I would get my mail, he would come over and suggest I get in shape like him.

    This past October, he went jogging one morning and his live in partner came by asking neighbors if we saw him? Long story short, they found him in the parkway, as he died of a heart attack.

    I believe, there is a date of when you are born, and a date of when you will die. I believe when your time is up, it's up. He's dead, and this fat sob typing this thread is still here. Go figure?
    Steve
     
  11. Model Number 12

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    This reminds me of a bumper sticker slogan I once saw--

    "Exercise, Eat Well, Be Healthy--Die Anyway.
     
  12. shadow

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    Anyone else remember that Jim Fixx guy ? Marathon runner, they found him dead in a roadside ditch.
     
  13. SirMissalott

    SirMissalott Active Member

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    I believe it was Richard Petty who said you want something to last a long time either pickle it or smoke it?
     
  14. Bruce Specht

    Bruce Specht Well-Known Member

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    Steve, back to your studies LOL
     
  15. senior smoke

    senior smoke Well-Known Member

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    Bruce:
    I graduate in May!!!!!!!!!!!!
    Glad when it is over.
    Steve
     
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    Steve, what are you going to do after you graduate? Any plans?


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  17. Catpower

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    My Dad used to say, "I knew a fella who never drank, smoked, womanized, he ate right and lived to be 95 yrs old"

    "He sure had a long boring life"
     
  18. MR870

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    Hey Shadow,two drunks on the way to the liquor store to buy some Marlboros found Mr Fixx.JOGGING KILLS!!!
     
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