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I can't find my wife!

Discussion in 'Uncategorized Threads' started by GoldEx, Jan 28, 2008.

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  1. GoldEx

    GoldEx Active Member

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    An older man approached an attractive younger woman at a shopping mall.

    "Excuse me; I can't seem to find my wife. Can you talk to me for a couple of minutes?"

    The woman, feeling a bit of compassion for the old fellow, said, "Of course, sir. Do you know where your wife might be?"


    "I have no idea, but every time I talk to a woman with a body like yours, she seems to appear out of nowhere."

    This is sooooo true. LOL!!

    Jeff
     
  2. TommyTEREX

    TommyTEREX Member

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    God one Jeff. Also try this, go to a casino, and hit a jackpot, mine can smell a pay out from the other side of the place.

    Tom R.
     
  3. Bruce Specht

    Bruce Specht Well-Known Member

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    Thanks for the laugh!
     
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