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Hump Day Humor

Discussion in 'Off Topic Threads' started by bigbore613, Aug 28, 2013.

  1. bigbore613

    bigbore613 Active Member

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    Hard to argue with this one ...



    An observation on an age old question...



    What deep thinkers men are...



    I mowed the lawn today, and after doing so I sat down and had a cold beer. The day was really quite beautiful, and the drink facilitated some deep thinking.



    My wife walked by and asked me what I was doing and I said 'nothing'. The reason I said that instead of saying 'just thinking' is because she would have said 'about what'.



    At that point I would have to explain that men are deep thinkers about various topics which would lead to other questions.



    Finally I thought about an age old question: Is giving birth more painful than getting kicked in the nuts?



    Women always maintain that giving birth is way more painful than a guy getting kicked in the nuts. Well, after another beer, and some heavy deductive thinking, I have come up with the answer to that question.



    Getting kicked in the nuts is more painful than having a baby; and here is the reason for my conclusion :



    A year or so after giving birth, a woman will often say, "It might be nice to have another child."



    On the other hand, you never hear a guy say, "You know, I think I would like another kick in the nuts."



    I rest my case. Time for another beer Jeff
     
  2. az outlaw

    az outlaw Member

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    HAHA thanks for the giggle bigbore. Helps to start the day with a chuckle!!!!!

    Mark