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Hump Day Humor

Discussion in 'Off Topic Threads' started by bigbore613, Aug 28, 2013.

  1. bigbore613

    bigbore613 Active Member

    Jan 29, 1998
    Hard to argue with this one ...

    An observation on an age old question...

    What deep thinkers men are...

    I mowed the lawn today, and after doing so I sat down and had a cold beer. The day was really quite beautiful, and the drink facilitated some deep thinking.

    My wife walked by and asked me what I was doing and I said 'nothing'. The reason I said that instead of saying 'just thinking' is because she would have said 'about what'.

    At that point I would have to explain that men are deep thinkers about various topics which would lead to other questions.

    Finally I thought about an age old question: Is giving birth more painful than getting kicked in the nuts?

    Women always maintain that giving birth is way more painful than a guy getting kicked in the nuts. Well, after another beer, and some heavy deductive thinking, I have come up with the answer to that question.

    Getting kicked in the nuts is more painful than having a baby; and here is the reason for my conclusion :

    A year or so after giving birth, a woman will often say, "It might be nice to have another child."

    On the other hand, you never hear a guy say, "You know, I think I would like another kick in the nuts."

    I rest my case. Time for another beer Jeff
  2. az outlaw

    az outlaw Member

    Aug 21, 2010
    HAHA thanks for the giggle bigbore. Helps to start the day with a chuckle!!!!!