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Discussion in 'Off Topic Threads' started by George Steffes, May 16, 2009.

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  1. George Steffes

    George Steffes TS Member

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    Confucius Say:


    *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

    Man who run in

    Front of car get tired.

    *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

    Man who run behind

    Car get exhausted.

    *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

    Man with one

    Chopstick go hungry.

    *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

    Man who scratch ass

    Should not bite fingernails.

    *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

    Man who eat many

    Prunes get good run for money.

    *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

    Baseball is wrong:

    Man with four balls cannot walk..

    *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

    War does not

    Determine who is right, war determine who is left.

    *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

    Wife who put

    Husband in doghouse soon find him in cathouse.

    *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

    Man who fight with

    Wife all day get no piece at night.

    *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

    It take many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it.

    *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

    Man who drive like

    Hell, bound to get there.

    *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

    Man who live in

    Glass house should change clothes in basement.

    *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

    Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs.

    *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

    Crowded elevator

    Smell different to midget.

    *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
     
  2. bigbore613

    bigbore613 Active Member

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    Man with hole in pocket , feel cocky all day.
     
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