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Humor*** The President turns white.

Discussion in 'Politics, Elections & Legislation' started by Barrelbulge(Fl), Aug 4, 2011.

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  1. Barrelbulge(Fl)

    Barrelbulge(Fl) Banned User Banned TS Supporters

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    The Prez Turns White
    Barack Obama got out of the shower and was drying off when he looked
    in the mirror and noticed that he was white from the neck to the top of his head.

    In a sheer panic and fearing he was turning white all over,
    he called his doctor and told him what had happened.

    The doctor advised him to come to his office immediately.

    After an examination, the doctor mixed a concoction of brown
    liquid, gave it to Barack, and told him to drink it all.

    Barack drank the concoction and said,
    "That tasted like bullshit!"

    "It was." the doctor replied, "You were a quart low."
     
  2. Pull & Mark

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    Bulge, I don't know where you are getting these, but please don't stop. LOL. I didn't see the bull coming!!! Break-em all. Jeff
     
  3. RickN

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    Here's a few more Obammies.

    The liberals are asking us to give Obama time.

    We agree...and think 25 to life would be appropriate.

    --Jay Leno

    America needs Obama-care like

    Nancy Pelosi needs a Halloween mask.

    --Jay Leno

    Q: Have you heard about McDonald's'

    new Obama Value Meal?

    A: Order anything you like

    and the guy behind you has to pay for it.

    --Conan O'Brien

    Q: What does Barack Obama
    call lunch with a convicted felon?

    A: A fund raiser.

    --Jay Leno


    Q: What's the difference between
    Obama's cabinet and a penitentiary?

    A: One is filled with
    tax evaders, blackmailers,

    and threats to society.
    The other is for housing prisoners.

    --David Letterman


    Q: If Nancy Pelosi and Obama were on a boat
    in the middle of the ocean
    and it started to sink,
    who would be saved?

    A: America !

    --Jimmy Fallon


    Q: What's the difference between
    Obama and his dog, Bo?

    A: Bo has papers.

    --Jimmy Kimmel


    Q: What was the most positive result of
    the "Cash for Clunkers" program?

    A: It took 95% of the
    Obama bumper stickers off the road.

    --David Letterman
     
  4. mrskeet410

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    Bulge - That is crude potty humor mixed with vile bigotry. If the American public ever suspects the tea party has become a haven for your type of bigotry and hate the tea party is doomed at the ballot box.
     
  5. John Galt

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    Why is it that liberal trolls can never take a joke?
     
  6. mrskeet410

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    So John Galt thinks bigotry is a joke?
     
  7. WS-1

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    Bulge,

    Awesome joke. I just sent it to my bleeding heart liberal brother just 'cause it's SO much fun to tinky on a pinky.
     
  8. Rick Barker

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    Which half of Obama is the joke racist against? The black half, or the white half?
     
  9. RickN

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  10. John Galt

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    Mrs. Keet is just feeling guilty for providing the "brown liquid".
     
  11. sliverbulletexpress

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    Liberals see a bigot and a racist under every bed.
     
  12. geeber

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    Ha Ha,, The more it makes the cry babies mad, the funnier it is. I love it Bulge!!
    Gary B.
     
  13. mrskeet410

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    No reason to look under a bed. Bulge, Kit, Silverbullet proudly declare their bigotry with their very words.
     
  14. bigdogtx

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    If you think the joke is bigoted,,,,then you have to be the biggest buffoon there is,,,,now if you say you are not,,,,prove it by showing WHERE and HOW it is for I see NO bigotry,,,,you are just trying to play the "race" card to protect this loon of a leader.....
     
  15. HSLDS

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    Interesting how mrskeet castigates a dead hero (John Birch - NOT the society), yet defends a living moron.

    If not a moron, then a scarily intelligent closet Muslim intent on tearing down this country and delivering us to Socialism and Allah...

    Take a chill pill dude - the way you attack others here and then rabidly defend the President is an oxymoron. Said differently - 'you can't have it both ways.'
     
  16. porky

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    Why do you reply to these idiot liberals at all. The best way to deal with them is to ignore them. Converse with them and you give them a bigger platform. In that way the public can wonder who is the bigger idiot.
     
  17. John Galt

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    Boycott liberal trolls.
     
  18. cubancigar2000

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    I am with Rick, There is far more racism directed towards the white race than any other today
     
  19. 1oldtimer

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    Skeet 410.Some jokes are true. Clyde
     
  20. trapgeek

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    Interesting how they (the liberals) find this humor offensive, but when it was Bush the comedians were picking on, it was funny.

    Trapgeek
     
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