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Humor: The perfect husband.

Discussion in 'Off Topic Threads' started by Barrelbulge(Fl), Mar 2, 2009.

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  1. Barrelbulge(Fl)

    Barrelbulge(Fl) TS Supporters TS Supporters

    Aug 27, 2007
    West Central Florida
    The perfect HUSBAND

    Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone on a
    bench rings and a man engages the hands free speaker function and begins
    to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen.

    MAN: "Hello"

    WOMAN: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"

    MAN: "Yes"

    WOMAN: "I am at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat. It's
    only $1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?"

    MAN: "Sure, go ahead if you like it that much."

    WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2009
    models. I saw one I really liked."

    MAN: "How much?"

    WOMAN: "$90,000"

    MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options."

    WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing...the house I wanted last year is
    back on the market. They're asking $950,000"

    MAN: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer of $900,000. They will
    probably take it. If not, we can go the extra 50 thousand if it's
    really a pretty good price."

    WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you so much!"

    MAN: "Bye! I love you, too."

    The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are staring at him in
    astonishment, mouths agape.

    He turns and asks: "Anyone know who this phone belongs to?"
  2. cubancigar2000

    cubancigar2000 Well-Known Member

    Jan 29, 1998
  3. Bruce Specht

    Bruce Specht Well-Known Member

    Jan 29, 1998
    Near but not in chicago
    Bulge,. that is funny I'm LMAO
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