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Humor: somewhat adult.

Discussion in 'Off Topic Threads' started by Barrelbulge(Fl), Dec 27, 2010.

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  1. Barrelbulge(Fl)

    Barrelbulge(Fl) Banned User Banned TS Supporters

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    Black Testicles ..

    A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital,
    wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose, still
    heavily sedated from a difficult four hour, surgical procedure
    A young student nurse appears to give him a partial sponge bath.

    Nurse', he mumbles, from behind the mask
    'Are my testicles black?'

    Embarrassed, the young nurse replies 'I don't know, Sir.
    I'm only here to wash your upper body and feet.'
    He struggles to ask again, 'Nurse, are my testicles black?'

    Concerned that he may elevate his vitals from worry about his testicles,
    she overcomes her embarrassment and sheepishly pulls back the covers.

    She raises his gown,
    holds his penis in one hand and
    his testicles in the other, lifting
    and moving them around.

    Then, she takes a close look and says,
    'There's nothing wrong with them, Sir !!'

    The man pulls off his oxygen mask,
    smiles at her and says very slowly,
    'Thank you very much.
    That was wonderful, but listen very, very closely......



    ' A r e - m y - t e s t - r e s u l t s - b a c k ? '
     
  2. Shady Creek

    Shady Creek TS Member

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    HA!!!!!!!!!!!!! GOOD LUCK
     
  3. pdq

    pdq Member

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    Cute.

    Thanks for the chuckle.

    Pete
     
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