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Humor, I think!

Discussion in 'Off Topic Threads' started by Shooting Jack, Apr 3, 2009.

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  1. Shooting Jack

    Shooting Jack Active Member

    Jul 29, 2006
    Blackshear, Georgia
    I have tried to be positive about our new President and some of his kilt but can't seem to get past the lies. This is not to make light of Christ dying on the cross. Jackie B.

    Subject: A Priest's Last Wish

    The old priest lay dying in the hospital. For years he had faithfully

    served the people of the nation's capital. He motioned for his nurse to

    come near.

    "Yes, Father?" said the nurse.

    "I would really like to see Harry Reid and Nancy Pelosi before I die"

    whispered the priest.

    "I'll see what I can do, Father" replied the nurse.

    The nurse sent the request to them and waited for a response. Soon the

    word arrived. Harry and Nancy would be delighted to visit the priest.

    As they went to the hospital, Harry commented to Nancy, "I don't know

    why the old priest wants to see us, but it will certainly help our

    images." Nancy couldn't help but agree.

    When they arrived at the priest's room, the priest took Nancy's hand in

    his right hand and Harry's hand in his left. There was silence and a

    look of serenity on the old priest's face.

    Finally Nancy spoke. "Father, of all the people you could have chosen,

    why did you choose us to be with you as you near the end?"

    The old priest slowly replied "I have always tried to pattern my life

    after our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ." The old priest continued . . .

    "He died between two lying thieves. I would like to do the same."
  2. Bruce Specht

    Bruce Specht Well-Known Member

    Jan 29, 1998
    Near but not in chicago
    Now that is good LOL
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