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Humor for Thursday

Discussion in 'Off Topic Threads' started by Savage99Stan, Nov 5, 2009.

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  1. Savage99Stan

    Savage99Stan Active Member

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    A trapshooting buddy was diagnosed with a terminal illness. He was making arrangements with the funeral director and named his six toughest trapshooting opponents as pallbearers. The director told him he was being very magnamimous in doing so as they had been at odds all their shooting lives. The man smiled and told him he also wanted five hundred pounds of 7 1/2 shot buried with him. "To remind you of all the fun you had breaking birds over the years?"
    "No, to give them bozos that's carryin' me out hernias."
     
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