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humor, but true

Discussion in 'Off Topic Threads' started by ccridr, Dec 9, 2011.

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  1. ccridr

    ccridr Member

    Jan 29, 1998
    The teacher said, "Let's begin by reviewing some American History. Who said 'Give me Liberty , or give me Death'?"

    She saw a sea of blank faces, except for Little Akio, a bright foreign exchange student from Japan , who had his hand up: 'Patrick Henry, 1775' he said.

    'Very good!' Who said, 'Government of the People, by the People, for the People, shall not perish from the Earth?'

    Again, no response except from Little Akio: 'Abraham Lincoln, 1863'.

    'Excellent!', said the teacher continuing, 'let's try one a bit more difficult...'

    Who said, 'Ask not what your country can do for you, but what you can do for your country?'

    Once again, Akio's was the only hand in the air and he said: 'John F. Kennedy, 1961'.

    The teacher snapped at the class, 'Class, you should be ashamed of yourselves, Little Akio isn't from this country and he knows more about our history than you do.'

    She heard a loud whisper: 'F_ _ k the Japs,'.

    'Who said that? I want to know right now!' she angrily demanded.

    Little Akio put his hand up, 'General MacArthur, 1945.'

    At that point, a student in the back said, 'I'm gonna puke.'

    The teacher glares around and asks, 'All right!!! Now who said that!?'

    Again, Little Akio says, 'George Bush to the Japanese Prime Minister, 1991.'

    Now furious, another student yells, 'Oh yeah? Suck this!'

    Little Akio jumps out of his chair waving his hand and shouts to the teacher, 'Bill Clinton, to Monica Lewinsky, 1997!'

    Now with almost mob hysteria someone said, 'You little shit. If you say anything else, I'll kill you.'

    Little Akio frantically yells at the top of his voice, 'Michael Jackson to the children testifying against him, 2004.'

    The teacher fainted. As the class gathered around the teacher on the floor, someone said, 'Oh shit, We're screwed!'

    Little Akio said quietly, 'The American people, November 4, 2008.’
  2. skeeter1956

    skeeter1956 Member

    Mar 14, 2011
    thats gold
  3. Bruce Specht

    Bruce Specht Well-Known Member

    Jan 29, 1998
    Near but not in chicago
  4. Auctioneer

    Auctioneer Well-Known Member

    Jul 5, 2009
    In school in those days they taught you what you needed to know on the farm to do business. Now they want to teach you all this needless crap.
  5. challenger10

    challenger10 TS Member

    Dec 4, 2011
    It gave me a good laugh thanks
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