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Discussion in 'Shooting Related Threads' started by Dr.Longshot, Aug 30, 2010.

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  1. Dr.Longshot

    Dr.Longshot Banned Banned

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    Todays Humor From Minnesota

    Ole and Sven were fishing in the Minnesota opener when Sven pulls out a cigar. Finding he had no matches, he asked Ole for a light.
    Ya sure I tink I haff a lighter, he replied then reaching into his tackle box, he pulled out a 10"inch Bic Lighter.

    Yimminy Crickets! exclaimed Sven, taking the huge lighter in his hands' Vere dit yew git dat monster?

    Vell replied Ole I git it from my GeniYou haff a genie? Sven asked.

    Ya shure. It's right here in my tackle box' says Ole.

    Could I see him?

    Ole opens his tackle box and sure enough and out pops the Genie.

    Adressing the Genie, Sven says, hey dere I am a good friend of your master,
    Vil you grant me vun vish?

    Yes I will says the Genie.

    So Ven asks for a million bucks.



    The Genie disappears back into the tackle box leaving Sven sitting there waiting for his million bucks.

    Shortly the sky darkens and overhead a million ducks darken the sky with the sound of a million ducks.
    Flying directly overhead.

    Over the roar of the million ducks Sven yells at Ole, Yumpin Yimminy, I asked for a Million bucks, not a million Ducks.

    Ole answers Ya I forgot to tell yew dat the Genie is hart of hearing. Do yew really tink I asked for a 10" inch Bic?


    Gary Bryant
    Dr.longshot
     
  2. grntitan

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    Must admit, it was good.
     
  3. Bruce Specht

    Bruce Specht Well-Known Member

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    cute for sure
     
  4. rennerize

    rennerize Active Member

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    Very funny.
    Don
     
  5. Hitapair

    Hitapair Active Member

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    Couldn't have been in Minnesota, there haven't been a million ducks here in many decades.
     
  6. BudsterXT

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    I had dat happen to me once... I asked for big deers. Now I have big ears like Dumbo, the elephant...
     
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