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How Will Miss American Pie Vote?

Discussion in 'Politics, Elections & Legislation' started by wireguy, Oct 28, 2012.

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  1. wireguy

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    http://finance.townhall.com/columnists/markbaisley/2012/10/28/how_will_miss_american_pie_vote

    Townhall Columnist Mark Baisley

    How Will Miss American Pie Vote?


    A long, long time ago.
    I can still remember how
    The Star Spangled Banner made me smile.
    And Ben Franklin took his stance
    to give the Republic style a chance
    And said that maybe we can keep it for a while.

    But this administration makes me quiver
    With every headline they deliver
    Bad news on the Internet
    I can’t take one more misstep
    Nathan Hale, he would have cried
    If he knew about his squandered life
    2008 brought new insight
    The year that we apologized

    So bye, bye Miss American Pride
    If the Muslim beats the Mormon we are all gonna cry
    And Sharia law, can it be far behind
    If on November 6th Old Liberty died?
    When we surrender national pride.

    In the City of Brotherly Love,
    The Founding Fathers started with God above,
    All the monuments tell us so.
    Will the people notice if they steal our soul?
    By trading our vote for the rich man’s bowl
    And boil the American frog real slow?

    Well, I know that you’re against Keystone
    Cause I heard you on your Obama phone
    He sings some off and on
    I dig the way he says Pah-Kee-Stahn
    A Hawaiian with SSN from Connecticut,
    From community organizer to muckety-muck
    Wow, that guy has some kind of luck!
    Without national pride.
    I started singing

    Bye bye Miss American Pride
    If the Muslim beats the Mormon we are all gonna cry
    And Sharia law, can it be far behind
    If on November 6th Old Liberty died?
    When we surrender national pride.

    Now for four years, we’ve been on our own
    Our government is funded by a Chinese loan
    But that’s not how it used to be
    Nice vacations for the king and queen
    On Air force One and Two and Three
    And all expenses paid by you and me
    Oh and while the king was looking down
    His club positioned on the ground
    The Supreme Court was adjourned
    Bad verdict was returned
    And while Sasha read a book on Marx
    And the Constitution with redacting marks
    As summer reading in Martha’s Vineyard Parks.
    The day we surrendered pride
    We were singing

    Bye bye Miss American Pride
    If the Muslim beats the Mormon we are all gonna cry
    And Sharia law, can it be far behind
    If on November 6th Old Liberty died?
    When we surrender national pride.

    Helter-skelter - Obama health care
    All his friends are issued an exemption shelter.
    Record debt and rising fast
    And the role of the Senate has been recast
    As jesters who keep the king from being harassed
    And get him through a full term without a budget passed
    Now the first-term air is sweet perfume
    To politicians marching to Alinsky’s tune
    They never missed a chance
    To turn us into France!
    Without the hope to find goldfield
    The sooner his library opening revealed,
    There’s just one document to be unconcealed
    The day we surrender national pride.

    So bye bye Miss American Pride
    If the Muslim beats the Mormon we are all gonna cry
    And Sharia law, can it be far behind
    If on November 6th Old Liberty died?
    When we surrender national pride.

    Figuring that Kennedy won the race,
    Obama no longer flies men to space.
    But NASA has a really great outreach plan.
    So come on Hillary be nimble and be quick
    Libya glows like a roman candlestick
    Cause fire is the devil’s only friend
    And as we watched you on the stage
    We scratched our heads and quickly aged
    Wondering what the hell
    Possessed you all to tell
    That a California video caused the hate
    And thanks to Obama’s running mate,
    We’ve coined the term, “Benghazigate”
    As we surrender national pride.
    He was singing

    Bye bye Miss American Pride
    If the Muslim beats the Mormon we are all gonna cry
    And Sharia law, can it be far behind
    If on November 6th Old Liberty died?
    When we surrender national pride.

    I met a pollster who sang the blues
    And I asked him for some happy news
    But he just smiled and turned away
    I cast my ballot in the sacred store
    Where Reagan was elected years before
    But the man behind the curtain said “Go away!”
    And scandals mounted and Glenn Beck screamed
    The cover-ups matched as Chicago schemed.
    But not a word was spoken
    The Press Corps trust was broken
    And the two guys we once heard the most,
    Bernstein and Woodward from the Washington Post,
    They caught the last train for the coast
    The day they surrendered national pride.

    So, bye bye Miss American Pride
    If the Muslim beats the Mormon we are all gonna cry
    And Sharia law, can it be far behind
    If on November 6th Old Liberty died?
    If we surrender national pride.

    So, come 'round, Miss American Pride
    Let's get behind the Mormon, an impressive guy
    Return to our foundations
    With a Reagan landslide
    Singing, "Let's restore our national pride."
     
  2. Catpower

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    Good one wireguy
     
  3. John Galt

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    wireguy you are quite a songwriter, perhaps Nashville is in your future!
     
  4. wireguy

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    I wish it was mine. All credit to Mark Baisley. See the headline info.
     
  5. John Galt

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    OOPS, I missed that- got so enthused by the song.
     
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